Hypervapilated 

When instead of breathing into a brown paper bag, you breathe into your weed pen and get obnoxiously high.

Bro, I was so stressed last night that I hypervapilated, and now I’m too zooted to move.

Hypervapilated by Hipsterphuk July 18, 2023

hypervagilate

a medical term to describe the tearing of muscles in the scrotum/ leg/ arm region

I hypervagilated my weiner last week / adolf hypervagilated his buthole after pooping

hypervagilate by Flowquinn April 24, 2017