Definitions by Motorbeard

hypervagination

The state achieved when a woman breathes so hard during and after a big orgasm that she thinks she's hyperventilating. See also: hypervaginate, hypervaginating.

Amanda was breathing so hard after her last orgasm that she asked for a paper bag to breathe into but she had just reached a state of hypervagination.

hypervagination by Motorbeard October 9, 2015

soulmeat 

1. A person you are destined to have sex with.

2. The fleshy container known as "the body" which temporarily houses the soul.

1. I dunno, man. I just walked up to her and it was like she was my soulmeat and I was hers so we left the bar immediately and went to her place and had sex for the rest of the weekend.

2. Sometimes I get the feeling that I should treat my soulmeat better so I don't end up fat, tired and alone.

soulmeat by Motorbeard May 6, 2014

dedeuce

The act of removing the odor of a recently dropped deuce.

Dude 1: Man, I was over at Jenny's the other day and just destroyed her bathroom only to find she had nothing to dedeuce the place with.

Dude 2: That's why I always carry matches.

dedeuce by Motorbeard December 15, 2011

motorbeard 

The insertion of a person's face into a man's beard followed by a back and forth motion. May also be accompanied by the standard motorboat sound.

Man, we were just sitting there and suddenly she jammed her face in my beard and started making motorboat sounds.

Dude, you totally got motorbearded!

motorbeard by Motorbeard October 26, 2011

snowral fixation 

The desire or absolute need to catch snowflakes on one's tongue whenever it snows.

Tom almost broke down the door trying to get outside and take care of his snowral fixation.

snowral fixation by Motorbeard February 23, 2010

disgustenance

Something that gives support, endurance, or strength but only in minimal amounts due to a lack of quality, flavor or nutritional value. Usually sought out in between paychecks and/or after a night of heavy drinking.

After finding McDonald's closed, Gary found the disgustenance he sought in the late night drive-thru at Taco Bell.

disgustenance by Motorbeard April 30, 2008

Internet's Down Syndrome 

A temporary condition brought on by the lack of internet connectivity and characterized by irritability, fidgeting, lack of focus, a general feeling of helplessness and occasionally exercise.

Steve: What's up with the glazed look on Meredith's face?

Brad: Well, she likes to start her day reading Perez but we have no connectivity and slipped into an acute case of Internet's Down Syndrome.

Internet's Down Syndrome by Motorbeard April 24, 2008