The insertion of a person's face into a man's beard followed by a back and forth motion. May also be accompanied by the standard motorboat sound.
Man, we were just sitting there and suddenly she jammed her face in my beard and started making motorboat sounds.
Dude, you totally got motorbearded!
Dude, you totally got motorbearded!
by Motorbeard October 26, 2011
Something that gives support, endurance, or strength but only in minimal amounts due to a lack of quality, flavor or nutritional value. Usually sought out in between paychecks and/or after a night of heavy drinking.
After finding McDonald's closed, Gary found the disgustenance he sought in the late night drive-thru at Taco Bell.
by Motorbeard April 30, 2008
Dude 1: Man, I was over at Jenny's the other day and just destroyed her bathroom only to find she had nothing to dedeuce the place with.
Dude 2: That's why I always carry matches.
Dude 2: That's why I always carry matches.
by Motorbeard December 12, 2011
1. A person you are destined to have sex with.
2. The fleshy container known as "the body" which temporarily houses the soul.
2. The fleshy container known as "the body" which temporarily houses the soul.
1. I dunno, man. I just walked up to her and it was like she was my soulmeat and I was hers so we left the bar immediately and went to her place and had sex for the rest of the weekend.
2. Sometimes I get the feeling that I should treat my soulmeat better so I don't end up fat, tired and alone.
2. Sometimes I get the feeling that I should treat my soulmeat better so I don't end up fat, tired and alone.
by Motorbeard May 06, 2014
A temporary condition brought on by the lack of internet connectivity and characterized by irritability, fidgeting, lack of focus, a general feeling of helplessness and occasionally exercise.
Steve: What's up with the glazed look on Meredith's face?
Brad: Well, she likes to start her day reading Perez but we have no connectivity and slipped into an acute case of Internet's Down Syndrome.
Brad: Well, she likes to start her day reading Perez but we have no connectivity and slipped into an acute case of Internet's Down Syndrome.
by Motorbeard April 24, 2008
by Motorbeard February 23, 2010
The state achieved when a woman breathes so hard during and after a big orgasm that she thinks she's hyperventilating. See also: hypervaginate, hypervaginating.
Amanda was breathing so hard after her last orgasm that she asked for a paper bag to breathe into but she had just reached a state of hypervagination.
by Motorbeard August 27, 2015