hypervagilate

a medical term to describe the tearing of muscles in the scrotum/ leg/ arm region

I hypervagilated my weiner last week / adolf hypervagilated his buthole after pooping

by Flowquinn April 24, 2017

Hypervapilated

When instead of breathing into a brown paper bag, you breathe into your weed pen and get obnoxiously high.

Bro, I was so stressed last night that I hypervapilated, and now I’m too zooted to move.

by Hipsterphuk July 18, 2023

hypervagilant

A state of being acutely aware of your vagina and the danger it faces. You may feel tense, anxious, jumpy, etc.

While walking alone at night I had to be hypervagilant of any threats. See "Oblivion" by Grimes.

by bextra September 26, 2020

Hypervagelate

To be walking down a street and suddenly find yourself needing to kill someone one.

Good god, i need to Hypervagelate

by xf099yx May 26, 2010

hypervagination

The state achieved when a woman breathes so hard during and after a big orgasm that she thinks she's hyperventilating. See also: hypervaginate, hypervaginating.

Amanda was breathing so hard after her last orgasm that she asked for a paper bag to breathe into but she had just reached a state of hypervagination.

by Motorbeard October 9, 2015

Hypervagilant

For a guy to to be fixated on every potentially bedable girl in his vicinity to the neglect of everyone and everything else.

Ed didn't even know the score of the game, because he was hypervagilant throughout the watch party.

by DokturRick May 20, 2025