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erectile hyperfunction

(n.) Erectile hyperfunction (EH) is a disorder of the penis that causes a man to always have a hard on. Men who are full of themselves and believe they are Gods gift to women are often posterboys for EH. Because they always have a hard dick, they will have sex with just about anyone, including other men and do not feel bad for letting the family pet lick peanut butter off their genitals. Men with EH think having EH is wonderful. They also believe everyone and their mothers want a piece of that. Men with EH are at greater risk for STDs, multiple lives, and crusty underwear. If they are not fucking actual women, you will often find them pretending to be taking a big shit when, in fact, they are jerking off in the bathroom.
In today’s news, a woman who found out her husband has Erectile Hyperfunction and has been blowing loads in hundreds of women for the last 20 years, cures him of the disorder when she cut off his dick and threw it into the alligator exhibit at the local zoo.

Hyperdulia

Roman Catholicism. : veneration of the Virgin Mary as the holiest of creatures — compare latria.
Even the Virgin Mary, though she is styled Mother of God and Queen of Heaven, receives only dulia or at most hyperdulia.
Hyperdulia by StarryFlake April 28, 2021

hyperfunkly 

Dude, I am hyperfunkly and need ass.

Nick: "Ericock, you look very hyperfunkly"

Ericock: " I feel so hyperfunkly right now."
hyperfunkly by krazieaznchicc February 8, 2008

hyperflip 

Also known as dariacore, hyperflip is a niche EDM subgenre invented by leroy (AKA dltzk). The genre is characterized by heavy sampling of existing songs, and "flipping" them by completely changing the original song's genre and mood.

Hyperflip is a very loud and fast genre, which earns it a reputation as an "ADHD genre" alongside glitchcore, breakcore, and others. Hyperflip, alongside hyperpop, is also sometimes seen as a "zoomer genre," most notably by the artist Bishu in his YouTube video "Zoomer music has gone too far" where he calls the genre by its other name, dariacore. Despite the negative connotation of the video's title, Bishu voices a fondness for the genre and speaks positively on several hyperflip/dariacore songs.
A: What kind of music do you like?
B: I like hyperflip.
A (most likely): The hell is that?
B: Good question.
hyperflip by EXiTTEA November 1, 2022

hyperfuck 

Two people fuck at an incredible rate and speed, that is creates an low audible hum or buzz. Often similar to the sounds of a space ship going into hyperspeed.
Bro didn't you fuck Bethany last night? How'd that go?
Dude we hyperfuck so hard, my dick almost took off like a rocket ship.
hyperfuck by TrackDaddy December 26, 2019

hyperfiliac 

a chick with a different decision of how the world works.
she always wants to be a hyperfiliac by looking at the world different than every other person.
hyperfiliac by Mr. Jared webster August 30, 2009