A total bottom, in both the sexual and intellectual sense, who was born to be shit on, pissed on, and kicked around by the hyperboss, primarily via telecommunication. Although it may appear that the hyperboss extracts some type of ego-driven pleasure from the relationship, it is actually the hyperliaison who benefits most from the psychic butt sex.
amy asked if you were my boyfriend or just a friend
and i said "that's my hyperliaison"
and she smiled and said "oooooh"
The nonsensical delusional state of being wherein one begins to construct their own reality. Symptoms include deceptively making up new terms, phrases or pronouns to describe common sense things that already have perfectly valid and honestly descriptive words, in an attempt to change people's perception in favor of some weird personal agenda.
Non-hyperfullashitosis version: Jack is an old retarded fatass prick.
Hyperfullashitosis version: Jack is a senior citizen dealing with adult adhd, narcissistic personality disorder, and battling obesity.