hyperfuck 

Two people fuck at an incredible rate and speed, that is creates an low audible hum or buzz. Often similar to the sounds of a space ship going into hyperspeed.

Bro didn't you fuck Bethany last night? How'd that go?
Dude we hyperfuck so hard, my dick almost took off like a rocket ship.

hyperfuck by TrackDaddy December 26, 2019

Hypofuckism 

a medical disorder in which you have no more fucks left to give

Anderson: "I've had it with people that refuse to wear masks. I literally have no more fucks left to give."

Sarah: "I'm concerned that you are developing hypofuckism. It's unhealthy to be so fuck-deficient. You should see a specialist."

Anderson: "Actually, hypofuckism can be a good thing."

Hypofuckism by DeathWaffle4432 November 26, 2020

hyperzucc 

An incredibly intense succ by the one and only mark zuccerberg.

I marked but she kept on hyperzuccing

hyperzucc by Mark Zuccerberg January 25, 2017

erectile hyperfunction

(n.) Erectile hyperfunction (EH) is a disorder of the penis that causes a man to always have a hard on. Men who are full of themselves and believe they are Gods gift to women are often posterboys for EH. Because they always have a hard dick, they will have sex with just about anyone, including other men and do not feel bad for letting the family pet lick peanut butter off their genitals. Men with EH think having EH is wonderful. They also believe everyone and their mothers want a piece of that. Men with EH are at greater risk for STDs, multiple lives, and crusty underwear. If they are not fucking actual women, you will often find them pretending to be taking a big shit when, in fact, they are jerking off in the bathroom.

In today’s news, a woman who found out her husband has Erectile Hyperfunction and has been blowing loads in hundreds of women for the last 20 years, cures him of the disorder when she cut off his dick and threw it into the alligator exhibit at the local zoo.

erectile hyperfunction by Btwitsjennifer June 5, 2018

hyperjacked 

Being virtually dragged through cyberspace under duress to unintended or undesireable hyperlinks by surreptitious and deceptive means.

Clicking on a link with a header or information seemingly indicating what you are interested in, only to find yourself hyperjacked to a unrelated web page(s) or linkleach
Typing in the obvious URL that a company would use only to find yourself hyperjacked to some linkleach trying to profit from some company name or product name.

hyperjacked by Kevin Madsen January 9, 2008

Hoverfuck 

Hoverfuck (noun) : when you fuck your significant other with an aerial device, i.e, a drone.

"Yeah Tommy, I hoverfucked Christie with my drone last night while her parents were sleeping in the next room over."

Hoverfuck by helpisjustascreamaway December 30, 2016

hyperfunkly 

Freaky sexual sensation

Dude, I am hyperfunkly and need ass.

Nick: "Ericock, you look very hyperfunkly"

Ericock: " I feel so hyperfunkly right now."

hyperfunkly by krazieaznchicc February 8, 2008