Btwitsjennifer's definitions

Unsingle

(1) The state of being in a committed relationship with someone who is not committed to the relationship.

(2) Not single, but not officially in a relationship.

I have wasted many years being an unsingle woman, giving my heart to men who never had any intention of committing to me exclusively.

by Btwitsjennifer April 2, 2019

nocturnal smuffocation

(v.) to be or become choked or smothered during sleep by a vagina, a.k.a. muff.

An Anderson woman died today from nocturnal smuffocation when the trashy prostitute, who she had been giving a place to stay, roofied the woman and waited for her to pass out before she rode the woman’s face, forcing non consensual cuninglingus.

by Btwitsjennifer July 3, 2018

#somewhere

The hashtag used when referring to a speakeasy in Anderson, South Carolina.

Text Messages between two best friends:

Friend 1: That picture you posted of you and that tall Guy was hot! Where did y’all end up going?

Friend 2: #somewhere!

by Btwitsjennifer June 16, 2018

BLMAO

BLMAO is an acronym that stands for Belly Laughing My Ass Off. People usually use this acronym in texti when they find something so funny that they are laughing deeply, or if they cannot stop laughing.

Text Message

Girl 1: Oh my God, the puppy just peed on his leg! Lol

Girl 2: You’re kidding?! LMAO

Girl 1: GIRL! That puppy just threw up on his lap too!!! He’s pissed! LMAO

Girl 2: You are killing me! Stop! BLMAO

by Btwitsjennifer June 16, 2018

Pop-n-slop

(n.) the name for a quick, mildly uncomfortable, slap to the head of a penis followed by an ultra-wild blow job with fast, head-focused bobbing action while slop-like food is in the mouth. This advanced technique works best on the man who hates surprises. It will cause simultaneous anger and arousal, and he will dominate the blow job forcing slop to go everywhere. A well-mastered pop-n-slop should be so messy that it causes the giver to produce involuntary pig noises while trying to catch a breath between thrusts.

The first time I farted in front of my boyfriend, I was giving him a pop-n-slop. He ended up fucking my face so hard that I gagged and farted at the same time.

by Btwitsjennifer June 13, 2018

Angrouse

|aNG-rouz|

past tense- angroused

(v.) the act of being simultaneously sexually awakened and angry causing intense, passionate , rage-like behavior.

I purposely angrouse my man during sex by telling him I maxed out a credit card that day. He just isn’t the aggressive type and sometimes I just want him to fuck me like an animal.

by Btwitsjennifer June 13, 2018

Anally induced Epilicksy

(n.) A condition characterized by a series of brain seizures that start to occur when one orgasms from having their salad tossed, usually by an experienced salad tosser.

Because Clyde suffers from anally induced epilicksy, Martha is careful about how far she sticks her tongue into his ass. The last time she tossed his salad, Clyde’s sphincter contracted during a seizure and Martha’s tongue was stuck in his ass for 12 minutes.

by Btwitsjennifer June 13, 2018