Angrouse

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past tense- angroused

(v.) the act of being simultaneously sexually awakened and angry causing intense, passionate , rage-like behavior.

I purposely angrouse my man during sex by telling him I maxed out a credit card that day. He just isn’t the aggressive type and sometimes I just want him to fuck me like an animal.

by Btwitsjennifer June 13, 2018

Baby Cougar

(n.) a confident woman age 35-39 who is usually out of the club scene but like to go every once in a while just to turn up. She easily attracts men who are younger than she is because of her beauty, wisdom and drama-free lifestyle. She enjoys girl trips, dick deliveries, collecting vibrators, island baecations, getting dolled up for dinner dates, drinking wine at home, spa dates, cooking to old R&B, calm bars and lounges, and weekends having nasty sex and watching movies.

Girl 1: Did you see your mom dancing with that college boy last night?

Girl 2: Yes! He followed her around like a puppy dog all night!

Girl 1: She took him home! Girl, Yo mama is a baby cougar!

by Btwitsjennifer May 30, 2018

Pop-n-slop

(n.) the name for a quick, mildly uncomfortable, slap to the head of a penis followed by an ultra-wild blow job with fast, head-focused bobbing action while slop-like food is in the mouth. This advanced technique works best on the man who hates surprises. It will cause simultaneous anger and arousal, and he will dominate the blow job forcing slop to go everywhere. A well-mastered pop-n-slop should be so messy that it causes the giver to produce involuntary pig noises while trying to catch a breath between thrusts.

The first time I farted in front of my boyfriend, I was giving him a pop-n-slop. He ended up fucking my face so hard that I gagged and farted at the same time.

by Btwitsjennifer June 13, 2018

BLMAO

BLMAO is an acronym that stands for Belly Laughing My Ass Off. People usually use this acronym in texti when they find something so funny that they are laughing deeply, or if they cannot stop laughing.

Text Message

Girl 1: Oh my God, the puppy just peed on his leg! Lol

Girl 2: You’re kidding?! LMAO

Girl 1: GIRL! That puppy just threw up on his lap too!!! He’s pissed! LMAO

Girl 2: You are killing me! Stop! BLMAO

by Btwitsjennifer June 16, 2018

mamarate

(n.) mamarate—a southern form of offensive martial arts, developed and practiced by mothers, that uses both bare hands and any surrounding object that can be used as a weapon to inflict intentional pain, misery, and/or death. Any circumstance in which an angry mother (see also Mama bear) physically attacks another person, especially as a form of justice for hurting one of her kids, can be characterized as mamarate. In mamarate, rules fly out the window. Due to the surprise, vicious nature of the attacking mother, mamarate is a very dangerous form of fighting. Often times, the attacker becomes so angry, she will black out and not even remember killing a bitch. Bystanders are advised to run and hide if they see someone using mamarate on another person. Though it mostly occurs randomly, the fatal and more heavily gruesome attacks are usually carefully calculated for an embarrassing death and double victory of sorts. Not only is it almost certain fatalities will be discovered missing genitals, it is widely rumored the missing genitals will be saved and later used in an attack on another enemy of the mother.

Mess with one of my kids and see if I don’t open up a can of mamarate on dat ass! I promise you’ll be sipping soup in a hospital bed through your last two teeth. Bitch.

by Btwitsjennifer June 13, 2018

hangy pussy

(n.) a term used to describe a vagina with longer than normal labia. While adding weights to piercings in the labia will cause a hangy pussy to develop rapidly, fisting done by 2 or more people at one time only creates a big fucking opening. It is believed that if the labia are long enough, a woman can submerge her hangy pussy into the ocean and hundreds of jellyfish will surround it as if the hangy pussy was a queen jellyfish. Hangy pussy causes extreme camel toe. Pumping a hangy pussy for a “fat” look is not recommended.

The boy had been thinking about how his teachers pussy looked so fat when she stood in front of his desk wearing leggings. You can imagine his surprise when he pulled down her panties and saw her hangy pussy unfold.

by Btwitsjennifer June 13, 2018

Satellite girl

(n.) A girl, associated by employment with a specific store in a specific location, who has a special relationship with a vendor to that store. Satellite girls are usually sought out by married, narcissistic vendors at each of their delivery stops so they never have to go without attention. Satellite girls provide a listening ear for the vendor to spill his relationship woes to and also provide a fun, flirty, and often sexual experience for the vendor during his stop. The satellite girl may be led to believe she is in a legitimate relationship with the vendor, but she is not aware that he has similar relationships with a girl at all of his stops. Due to the hard feelings brought about by the deception surrounding the relationship between vendor and his satellite girl, the satellite girl will usually end up leaving her job and another girl will unknowingly take her spot. In extreme cases of hard feelings or if the relationship posts a threat to the livelihood of the vendor, the vendor may change routes to lose that stop and cut ties with the satellite girl.

Vendor 1: Were you getting head out beside Wal-Mart around 2 from the customer service chick?

Vendor2: Yep! She gives me head every Wednesday after I check their order in.

Vendor1: Ain’t you married, bruh?

Vendor 2: Man, she’s just a satellite girl; I can’t even remember her damn name.

by Btwitsjennifer June 12, 2018