(n.) Erectile hyperfunction (EH) is a disorder of the
penis that causes a man to always have a hard on. Men who are full of themselves and believe they are Gods gift to women are often posterboys for EH. Because they always have a hard dick, they will have sex with
just about anyone, including other men and do not feel bad for letting the family
pet lick peanut butter off their genitals. Men with EH think having EH is wonderful. They also believe
everyone and their mothers want a piece of that. Men with EH are at greater
risk for STDs, multiple lives, and crusty underwear. If they are not fucking actual women, you will often find them pretending to be taking a big shit when, in fact, they are jerking off in the bathroom.