hyperzucc

An incredibly intense succ by the one and only mark zuccerberg.

I marked but she kept on hyperzuccing

by Mark Zuccerberg January 25, 2017

erectile hyperfunction

(n.) Erectile hyperfunction (EH) is a disorder of the penis that causes a man to always have a hard on. Men who are full of themselves and believe they are Gods gift to women are often posterboys for EH. Because they always have a hard dick, they will have sex with just about anyone, including other men and do not feel bad for letting the family pet lick peanut butter off their genitals. Men with EH think having EH is wonderful. They also believe everyone and their mothers want a piece of that. Men with EH are at greater risk for STDs, multiple lives, and crusty underwear. If they are not fucking actual women, you will often find them pretending to be taking a big shit when, in fact, they are jerking off in the bathroom.

In today’s news, a woman who found out her husband has Erectile Hyperfunction and has been blowing loads in hundreds of women for the last 20 years, cures him of the disorder when she cut off his dick and threw it into the alligator exhibit at the local zoo.

by Btwitsjennifer June 5, 2018

hypernunciate

hypernunciate

1. v; Hypernunciate(transitive), Hypernunciated(past tense), Hypernunciating (present-tense).

a. To exaggerate your enunciation (speech) so that even speech-to-text systems can understand you.

It's a little embarrassing to hypernunciate at my phone on the walk to work, but it's the only way I can be productive during that time.

I've been using speech-to-text software too long; I'm starting to hypernunciate at my co-workers.

by kaolin fire October 3, 2012

hyperfuck

Two people fuck at an incredible rate and speed, that is creates an low audible hum or buzz. Often similar to the sounds of a space ship going into hyperspeed.

Bro didn't you fuck Bethany last night? How'd that go?
Dude we hyperfuck so hard, my dick almost took off like a rocket ship.

by TrackDaddy December 26, 2019

hyperquacksfius

When a person decides to give a duck sugar, making quack very quickly and hyperly.

Person:Oh! this looks like a hyperquacksfius moment (Gives duck sugar)
Duck: QUACK QUACK QUACK!! (swims very fastly)

by lilgoose-420 July 19, 2020

Erectile Hyperfunction

When one's penis is constantly erect; The exact opposite of erectile disfunction.

Craig: Dude I was bricked up for 5 hours and I didn't even use Viagra. What's wrong?!
Doctor: You got erectile hyperfunction dawg

by Cleft lardson October 10, 2021

hyperlucdriac

To brag about imagined or real injures. To talk up cuts and bruises to be more than they are, more painful than they look and to be even life threatening. To over zealously exaggerate injures.

Its just a stubbed toe ya sook, it will is not more painful than decapitation and does not need surgery you hyperlucdriac.

by Aussie44 December 9, 2007