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hyperzucc by Mark Zuccerberg January 25, 2017
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erectile hyperfunction
(n.) Erectile hyperfunction (EH) is a disorder of the penis that causes a man to always have a hard on. Men who are full of themselves and believe they are Gods gift to women are often posterboys for EH. Because they always have a hard dick, they will have sex with just about anyone, including other men and do not feel bad for letting the family pet lick peanut butter off their genitals. Men with EH think having EH is wonderful. They also believe everyone and their mothers want a piece of that. Men with EH are at greater risk for STDs, multiple lives, and crusty underwear. If they are not fucking actual women, you will often find them pretending to be taking a big shit when, in fact, they are jerking off in the bathroom.
In today’s news, a woman who found out her husband has Erectile Hyperfunction and has been blowing loads in hundreds of women for the last 20 years, cures him of the disorder when she cut off his dick and threw it into the alligator exhibit at the local zoo.
erectile hyperfunction by Btwitsjennifer June 5, 2018
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hypernunciate
hypernunciate
1. v; Hypernunciate(transitive), Hypernunciated(past tense), Hypernunciating (present-tense).
a. To exaggerate your enunciation (speech) so that even speech-to-text systems can understand you.
1. v; Hypernunciate(transitive), Hypernunciated(past tense), Hypernunciating (present-tense).
a. To exaggerate your enunciation (speech) so that even speech-to-text systems can understand you.
It's a little embarrassing to hypernunciate at my phone on the walk to work, but it's the only way I can be productive during that time.
I've been using speech-to-text software too long; I'm starting to hypernunciate at my co-workers.
I've been using speech-to-text software too long; I'm starting to hypernunciate at my co-workers.
hypernunciate by kaolin fire October 3, 2012
hyperfuck
Two people fuck at an incredible rate and speed, that is creates an low audible hum or buzz. Often similar to the sounds of a space ship going into hyperspeed.
Bro didn't you fuck Bethany last night? How'd that go?
Dude we hyperfuck so hard, my dick almost took off like a rocket ship.
Dude we hyperfuck so hard, my dick almost took off like a rocket ship.
hyperfuck by TrackDaddy December 26, 2019
hyperquacksfius
Person:Oh! this looks like a hyperquacksfius moment (Gives duck sugar)
Duck: QUACK QUACK QUACK!! (swims very fastly)
Duck: QUACK QUACK QUACK!! (swims very fastly)
hyperquacksfius by lilgoose-420 July 19, 2020
Erectile Hyperfunction
Craig: Dude I was bricked up for 5 hours and I didn't even use Viagra. What's wrong?!
Doctor: You got erectile hyperfunction dawg
Doctor: You got erectile hyperfunction dawg
Erectile Hyperfunction by Cleft lardson October 10, 2021
hyperlucdriac
To brag about imagined or real injures. To talk up cuts and bruises to be more than they are, more painful than they look and to be even life threatening. To over zealously exaggerate injures.
Its just a stubbed toe ya sook, it will is not more painful than decapitation and does not need surgery you hyperlucdriac.
hyperlucdriac by Aussie44 December 9, 2007
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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