by DeathWaffle4432 May 25, 2023
Tyler: “I’ve got a strict NTV dating rule."
Josh: "Aww come on man. What does politics have to do with finding love?"
Tyler: "I’m serious. I don’t even want to talk to them. Certainly not going to buy them dinner. Look, I don’t even want to get in their pants."
Josh: "Aww come on man. What does politics have to do with finding love?"
Tyler: "I’m serious. I don’t even want to talk to them. Certainly not going to buy them dinner. Look, I don’t even want to get in their pants."
by DeathWaffle4432 November 26, 2020
From the moment Mitt had a car elevator installed in his home, he fantasized about his wife agreeing to try a Pierre Delecto.
by DeathWaffle4432 October 24, 2019
The inadvertent switching of scrambled eggs with no pepper to table 5 and scrambled eggs with "just a little" pepper to table 6 resulted in the Le Peep manager squarely in the middle of a Karentastrophe.
by DeathWaffle4432 November 28, 2022
The result of a martial arts fight between two billionaires if it were held in a carbon fiber tube on the bottom of the Atlantic instead of a Las Vegas octagon
The most shocking part of the undersea cage match was not who won, but that both were instantly transformed into a billionaire smoothie after the catastrophic structural failure of their uncertified submersible.
by DeathWaffle4432 June 28, 2023
Anderson: "I've had it with people that refuse to wear masks. I literally have no more fucks left to give."
Sarah: "I'm concerned that you are developing hypofuckism. It's unhealthy to be so fuck-deficient. You should see a specialist."
Anderson: "Actually, hypofuckism can be a good thing."
Sarah: "I'm concerned that you are developing hypofuckism. It's unhealthy to be so fuck-deficient. You should see a specialist."
Anderson: "Actually, hypofuckism can be a good thing."
by DeathWaffle4432 November 26, 2020