hydrowhip

A combination of the two free items from the Starbucks menu: Water topped off with whipped cream

Hey can you pick up a hydrowhip for me from Starbucks?

I just saw my friend down a whole hydrowhip, I've never been so disgusted in my life.

hydrowhip by tumblegang January 20, 2019

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hydrowhore

A basic bitch who carries around a hydroflask water bottle to fit in.

Juanita is being such a hydrowhore getting Starbucks in yoga pants.

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The act of giving oral sex to a penis underwater. Can be either straight or homosexual.

Man I got the most awesome hydrophilic head last night. I was so wet, man.

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I'm a hydrophiliac. I like taking showers. When I took one today, I creamed my jeans.

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Hydro dipping is the transfer through paint in a bucket to an object

Hey you wanna go hydrodip at my house

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A sexual attraction to/the fetishizing of water.

Guy: Damn that water looks so sexy.
Other Guy: you're a hydrophilic?
Guy: *trying to have sex with the water* what?

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When one microscopic water drop lands on your phone and makes your phone tweet a slur

Guy 1: Dude your Twitter got suspended
Guy 2: Yea i was dealing with a Hydrophilic phone

Guy 1: Dam I hate when that happens

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