Hydrophilic

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A sexual attraction to/the fetishizing of water.

Guy: Damn that water looks so sexy.
Other Guy: you're a hydrophilic?
Guy: *trying to have sex with the water* what?

Hydrophilic by Dr. Pigglesnüüdelwarte September 2, 2019

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hydrophilic head

The act of giving oral sex to a penis underwater. Can be either straight or homosexual.

Man I got the most awesome hydrophilic head last night. I was so wet, man.

hydrophilic head by JB Potter Pals September 30, 2007

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Hydrophilic phone

When one microscopic water drop lands on your phone and makes your phone tweet a slur

Guy 1: Dude your Twitter got suspended
Guy 2: Yea i was dealing with a Hydrophilic phone

Guy 1: Dam I hate when that happens

Hydrophilic phone by anonymous January 2, 2023

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hydrophobic

The property of not being able to form chemical bonds with water molecules.

In a sentence: Man. Those lipids are a bunch of hydrophobic. No wonder, they were floating away from those water molecules.

EX: Oils, Lipids, Hydrophobic

hydrophobic by WinstonLegsthigh September 23, 2013

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hydrophilia

Getting sexual pleasure out of water.

I'm a hydrophiliac. I like taking showers. When I took one today, I creamed my jeans.

hydrophilia by Jordan Alexander June 11, 2006

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hydroholic

one who consumes far too much h2o

my friend is an hydroholic, he drinks far too much water far too many times throughout the day.

hydroholic by skelastic December 14, 2008

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hydrophobic

similar to homophobic, but is more targeted against gay men

nah dude, i’m hydrophobic

hydrophobic by ChickenⓂ️ April 14, 2021

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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