Hydrophilic

A sexual attraction to/the fetishizing of water.

Guy: Damn that water looks so sexy.
Other Guy: you're a hydrophilic?
Guy: *trying to have sex with the water* what?

by Dr. Pigglesnüüdelwarte September 2, 2019

hydrophilic head

The act of giving oral sex to a penis underwater. Can be either straight or homosexual.

Man I got the most awesome hydrophilic head last night. I was so wet, man.

by JB Potter Pals September 30, 2007

Hydrophilic phone

When one microscopic water drop lands on your phone and makes your phone tweet a slur

Guy 1: Dude your Twitter got suspended
Guy 2: Yea i was dealing with a Hydrophilic phone

Guy 1: Dam I hate when that happens

by anonymous January 2, 2023

hydrophobic

The property of not being able to form chemical bonds with water molecules.

In a sentence: Man. Those lipids are a bunch of hydrophobic. No wonder, they were floating away from those water molecules.

EX: Oils, Lipids, Hydrophobic

by WinstonLegsthigh September 23, 2013

hydrophilia

Getting sexual pleasure out of water.

I'm a hydrophiliac. I like taking showers. When I took one today, I creamed my jeans.

by Jordan Alexander June 11, 2006

hydroholic

one who consumes far too much h2o

my friend is an hydroholic, he drinks far too much water far too many times throughout the day.

by skelastic December 14, 2008

hydrophobic

similar to homophobic, but is more targeted against gay men

nah dude, i’m hydrophobic

by ChickenⓂ️ April 14, 2021