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A stunningly attractive, sexy and intelligent woman.
Oh my god! Did an angel fall from heaven? You're so smart and gorgeous and I really want to screw you right now! You MUST be a "Juanita"....
by Astradae August 10, 2008
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She has seen the monster within a man but she lives without fear.
She is the Phoenix, she burns with a fire in her soul but arises from the ashes with the magic of a wish.

She teaches you to accept yourself and your flaws, as she has.
She inspires you to fight on through the darkness, as she has.

She believes in the magic of a wish on the full moon.
To have Juanita as a friend is to be blessed, I am so blessed.
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I am not a cannibal I only eat Jaun.

Ohhh you mean you're Jaun-eater.
Yes Juanita.
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by MiissSass April 22, 2017
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Sexy, Freak, unpredictable, intelligent, great in bed, loves to be adventurous and willing to try anything once. Opinionated and loves having the last word. When shes wrong...she's still right. Loves hard and long, Hates hard & long. There is no median. Competitive, cunning, a very smart business woman.
To be a Juanita, takes practice.
To know and love a Juanita, is absolutely self gratifying.
To have had sexual relations with a Juanita ..IS PRICELESS!!
by Only4ureyes February 03, 2010
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Gorgeous, perfect, beautiful, kind, generous, and the best shopping buddy ever!
guy1: "Oh my GOD! Shes so Hot!
guy2: "She must be a Juanita"
by Mr.Herpes November 15, 2010
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she is a person who walks down ave q
Look there goes Juanita at the corner of of ave q.
by Lubbock806 February 23, 2017
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The most stupid bitch, cunt, ass, dick sucking, bitch in the whole planet
Mrs. Juanita is a stupid ass bitch that sucks black dick.
by TheTruthHurts3647298175 February 10, 2017
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