hydrophilia 

Getting sexual pleasure out of water.

I'm a hydrophiliac. I like taking showers. When I took one today, I creamed my jeans.

hydrophilia by Jordan Alexander June 11, 2006

Hypnophilia 

Simple love for sleep.

Himmy suffers from hypnophilia. He just loves to sleep all the time.

Hypnophilia by siriusdacosta July 8, 2009

Hetrophiliac 

The gay/lesbian that always tries to pull the straight one.

Man one: Hey Paul, don't you think that person over at the bar is a bit of a Hetrophiliac.
Man two: What do you mean?
Man one: Well this clubs pretty full of gay blokes, and yet he's been trying to pull almost every straight guy that's come in her tonight

Hetrophiliac by Kyoichii December 25, 2010

hydrophilic head 

The act of giving oral sex to a penis underwater. Can be either straight or homosexual.

Man I got the most awesome hydrophilic head last night. I was so wet, man.

hydrophilic head by JB Potter Pals September 30, 2007

Hydrophobia 

When your swimming in a pool and you suddenly feel the temperature rise and realize your swimming in someone else's pee and immediately leave the pool and never want to get in one again.

Girl: eh no I have hydrophobia from..last time
Friend: I said I was sorry it just..leaked
Girl: I'm never swimming again.

Hydrophobia by Cease your faggotry July 20, 2017

hydrophobia 

aversion to water, esp. a symptom of RABIES

Someone that acts like a spack near water probably has hydrophobia which means they probably have RABIES!

hydrophobia by lu-c April 25, 2004

hydrophobia 

rabies, herp a derp

what you don't know what hydrophobia have you never watched "Old Yeller" before.

hydrophobia by awesomedude1919191919191919191 June 20, 2011