hydrophilia

Getting sexual pleasure out of water.

I'm a hydrophiliac. I like taking showers. When I took one today, I creamed my jeans.

by Jordan Alexander June 11, 2006

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Hypnophilia

Simple love for sleep.

Himmy suffers from hypnophilia. He just loves to sleep all the time.

by siriusdacosta July 8, 2009

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Hetrophiliac

The gay/lesbian that always tries to pull the straight one.

Man one: Hey Paul, don't you think that person over at the bar is a bit of a Hetrophiliac.
Man two: What do you mean?
Man one: Well this clubs pretty full of gay blokes, and yet he's been trying to pull almost every straight guy that's come in her tonight

by Kyoichii December 25, 2010

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hydrophilic head

The act of giving oral sex to a penis underwater. Can be either straight or homosexual.

Man I got the most awesome hydrophilic head last night. I was so wet, man.

by JB Potter Pals September 30, 2007

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Hydrophobia

When your swimming in a pool and you suddenly feel the temperature rise and realize your swimming in someone else's pee and immediately leave the pool and never want to get in one again.

Girl: eh no I have hydrophobia from..last time
Friend: I said I was sorry it just..leaked
Girl: I'm never swimming again.

by Cease your faggotry July 20, 2017

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