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Hydroxyshit

used as a noun, verb or adjective

decribes the end result of using hydroxycut, the weight loss and energy pill. the pill encourages weight loss by ensuring that users "crap their brains out"
bro 1: i took two pills for breakfast, and had a hydroxyshit for lunch.

bro 2: what's for dinner?

hydrogasm 

Masterbating to orgasm using the massage settings of a shower head while in the shower.
What an awesome shower head, it gives me great hydrogasms!
hydrogasm by Hobbit_lass January 2, 2009

hydromasturbation 

when a female uses the force of water to feel good... usually laying down in the bathtub and letting the warm water forcefully hit the vagina.
-my vibrator works so well
-yeah well so does hydromasturbation
hydromasturbation by ardnek March 8, 2005

hydrogarden 

A hydrogarden is usually used to grow weed indoors in a pot ofwater and rocks. Other chemicals are added for the growing process. This is where some of the strongest weed comes from.
Dude, my hydrogarden shit just came in. Now I can grow my on KB
hydrogarden by Stukies February 4, 2005

Hydromaphobiccalosisisaetiuesorosis 

Water.

This word that's complete non-sense was created during a discussion of "is water wet?" several years ago.
Friend: "I need to get some hydromaphobiccalosisisaetiuesorosis."
Stranger: "What?"
A rare type of fish that lives in water, but can, on will, live outside water.
Legend says that his powers are immense, but people that are lucky enough to see it never come back.
Hydrofish: Hi, I'm an hydrofish.
Hydrofish by Redasda December 17, 2018
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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