hydan
hydan is that type dude who will get mad at you for eating his food, but then starts eating yours 6 minutes later. he is a strange dude who makes dirty jokes and has about 17 different ways to laugh (im not here to judge, I do the same.) however, he is a passionate person when it comes to relationships and will never fail to make you happy after getting completely rejected (me). hydan is also a very loud person, and he talks really fast. sometimes his voice is so boring that it is so difficult to listen to him (sorry hydan lol). although he's a loud person, he has a very high reputation of himself. he is madly in love with his own hair and he has madly blue eyes and it always looks like he's wearing contacts. hydan loves mcdonalds too and is very sad that it is shut. a hydan will always have a dirty mind and he will ridicule you and always make dirty comments on your life and make you feel single as heck. if you have a hydan in your life, you should talk about how his bald patch is always red and how you should never ever EVER make dirty jokes about his girlfriend. he does not like it and will put his middle finger up at you.
'who is that kid? he's so loud?' 'oh its just hydan. he's shouting again because he's mad at mcdonalds.'
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