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Your not going to stick that Hydrant in me, it would split me wide open.
Hydrant by Avienn September 11, 2009
a person who attracts the (often unwanted) attention of dogs.

see fire hydrant.
"he's always flirting with girls he wouldn't date in a million years."

"yeah, he's a total hydrant"
hydrant by hammond swiss March 20, 2005
A large butt plug, so named because it resembles a fire hydrant in size.
Baby loves her hydrant more than she loves me.
Hydrant by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

fear hydrant 

This refers to fear mongering by the media and political groups, to manipulate the public, by emphasizing things that could cause fright.
The storylines about disease, war and climate are designed to have viewers drink from a fear hydrant!
fear hydrant by I, Wreckerrr May 14, 2021

Reverse fire hydrant 

During sexual intercorse you piss and nut in the chicks ear.
Ya she still can't hear her boyfriend decided to pull a reverse fire hydrant on her.
Reverse fire hydrant by Cripple420 December 12, 2019

shit hydrant

Adjective - a bad situation that is becoming worse
Example: "Not only did I get fired but my wife left me. This day has been a total shit hydrant."
shit hydrant by Ryo-FFXIV November 11, 2013
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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