husbland 

the dull, bored, boring man a young rebel becomes after years of marriage, due to a PMS wife, kids to raise, a mortgage to pay and the horribly dull job he has to support it all; stage of life that precedes the mid-life crisis; the natural state of the average family man.

Mary: Hi Jane, how was your husbland's fishing trip?
Jane: He didn't go. He spent the weekend mowing the lawn, fixing the dishwasher, and watching TV bowling.

husbland by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009

sports husband

Can also use particular sport, like baseball husband, soccer husband, etc. Is like work husband only refers to a sports figure for whom one has the hots.

Watching Tim Lincecum pitch makes me wet. He's my sports husband.

sports husband by Jools Julie April 22, 2011

Ineffable husbands

The ship name between Crowley and Aziraphale from the book and Amazon Prime show, “Good Omens.”

“The ineffable husbands may not say it but they definitely love each other”

“Ineffable husbands are actually canon”

Ineffable husbands by Panicking!AtTheBathroom July 14, 2019

Husbandosexual 

Be attracted to and only to boys from anime cartoons.

Person 1: Bruh I never feel sexual attraction to anyone except todoroki
Person 2: Your husbandosexual :)

Husbandosexual by shotoswaifu March 4, 2020

corpse husband 

a youtuber who makes horror narration videos and music. also... he has an incredible voice and many simp for him.

have you ever heard of corpse husband?
yeah! it's that 'e-girls are ruining my life' guy

corpse husband by kayy_341 October 2, 2020

Dua for husband come back 

Dua for husband come back should be performed in this way-

First of all make fresh wuzu.

Perform this wazifa after the namaz of fazir.

Wear clean clothes.

Read Durood Shareef for 9 times.

Then read Surah Fateha for 5 times.

Then read this dua for husband and wife in Islam- Aallaaaahummaa Saalli aa Laaaa Muhaammaadin Waa aaaali Muhaammaad”.

After that again read Durood Shareef for nine times.

Then blow your breath on a glass of water.

Then give that glass of water to your husband for drinking.

After that make a dua to Allah SWT.

Insha Allah your husband come back and become much better.

Do this dua for 15 days.

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Dua for husband come back

Dua for husband come back

Dua for husband come back by duaforhusband June 24, 2019

Cheating Husband

Cowardly married man who cheats with his coworker for years on his wife and family of 16 years and then RUNS away like a little bitch when confronted. Then he moves in with the still married slut with 3 kids from different men.

Everyone at work knew that Bill is a Cheating Husband by the way he played with that slut.

Cheating Husband by unicorntiny November 15, 2016