LaLaLander17's definitions

get out my wife

When a man plays rodeo champion on a woman, but she turns the tables on him by having her hubby, boyfriend or dyke friend jump out of the closet and yell, "Get out my wife!" then she grabs on tight and fuck-bucks him while he's trying to get away.

Last night, my rodeo champion turned into a get out my wife. I came anyway.

by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

butt wienie

A turd, especially when it's shaped like a hot dog. What ya get when ya take a dump.

Thanks to yesterday's big lunch, today I popped out three butt wienies.

by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009

chick-baiting

sexist language and behavior intended to upset or offend women.

Charlie's favorite passtime is chick-baiting.

by LaLaLander17 February 14, 2009

butt weenie

A turd, especially when it's shaped like a hot dog. What ya get when ya take a dump.

Because of yesterday's big lunch, today I popped out three butt weenies.

by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009

confusionista

1) The confused masses, the majority being constantly, permanently befuddled, others being intermittently addled. 2) Those who blindly believe the disseminators of hype and disinformation.

"Man, this national health insurance bizness -- it's gonna ruin the country. It's scary."
"Nah, don't believe your senator. He's a lackey for the insurance lobby. They're the ones gonna ruin this country. Them and the banks, the oil companies, and the mortgage crisis-makers. Oh yeah, and the lap-dog media."
"Shit. I feel like I've jointed the confusionista."
"Don't worry, man. In your case, it's temporary."

by LaLaLander17 August 11, 2009

yuppy puppy

the cute, fashionable purebred puppies that yuppies buy in petstores (often born in puppy mills), often riddled with serious health problems, and often dumped into animal shelters when they outgrow their puppy cuteness.

I let my kid pick out a dog at the SPCA but she picked out a yuppy puppy and I now can't afford the vet bills.

by LaLaLander17 August 11, 2009

urban oneupmanship

forwarding urban dictionary terms back and forth with a pal, each trying to outdo the other in sending the wittiest or raunchiest term.

I sent "girthquake" to Charlie but he sent back "butt weenie." I'm gonna send that pecker head "cum bread" and win this urban oneupmanship!

by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009