LaLaLander17's definitions

confusionista

1) The confused masses, the majority being constantly, permanently befuddled, others being intermittently addled. 2) Those who blindly believe the disseminators of hype and disinformation.

"Man, this national health insurance bizness -- it's gonna ruin the country. It's scary."
"Nah, don't believe your senator. He's a lackey for the insurance lobby. They're the ones gonna ruin this country. Them and the banks, the oil companies, and the mortgage crisis-makers. Oh yeah, and the lap-dog media."
"Shit. I feel like I've jointed the confusionista."
"Don't worry, man. In your case, it's temporary."

by LaLaLander17 August 11, 2009

hanging like a loose tooth

On the verge of homeless, bankruptcy and/or death.

"How ya doing, Chauncy?"
"I'm hanging like a loose tooth. I got laid off, I'm two months behind on my rent, my wallet's empty, and my car was just repo'd."

Eddie and Eva caught swine flu. They're hanging like a loose tooth.

by lalalander17 July 20, 2009

laughlinks

links found in the body of an email that, when clicked, take you to something funny.

Did you see Charlie's email? It's got three laughlinks.

by LaLaLander17 February 16, 2009

yuppy puppy

the cute, fashionable purebred puppies that yuppies buy in petstores (often born in puppy mills), often riddled with serious health problems, and often dumped into animal shelters when they outgrow their puppy cuteness.

I let my kid pick out a dog at the SPCA but she picked out a yuppy puppy and I now can't afford the vet bills.

by LaLaLander17 August 11, 2009

butt wienie

A turd, especially when it's shaped like a hot dog. What ya get when ya take a dump.

Thanks to yesterday's big lunch, today I popped out three butt wienies.

by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009

lust buster

Any person, event or thing that causes an abrupt end to sexual desire; a huge turn off.

Jimmy was polishing his woody when his parents opened his door and freaked.
Man, that's a total lust buster.

by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

urban oneupmanship

forwarding urban dictionary terms back and forth with a pal, each trying to outdo the other in sending the wittiest or raunchiest term.

I sent "girthquake" to Charlie but he sent back "butt weenie." I'm gonna send that pecker head "cum bread" and win this urban oneupmanship!

by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009