hupid

When your brain does not work as well as it should because you are hungry and hence a little stupid.

I made all those mistakes after I missed lunch as I was thinking about food and a bit hupid.

hupid by xorigin March 7, 2019

Humid Skid 

The occurrence of when you attempt to wipe a shart on a hot summer day and leave some behind, the humidity forms a new damp layer over the leftover skid mark, and with a unique blend of body heat and weather, it produces the most putrid and ungodly stench known to man.

Terry wreaked of Humid Skid, causing Rich to dry heave.

Dave forgot to shower, therefore bringing his foul smelling Humid Skid into bed with him, causing Patrica to awake and puke immediately.

Joe neglected to fully clean the shart mess off his leg resulting in a Humid Skid from the tacos that Leah made for him.

Humid Skid by skid squad May 13, 2012

Humidititties 

Underboob sweat girls get when it's hot and humid. (Also happens to guys with man boobs, or Moobs.)

Omg I have such bad humidititties, it's so hot out, Fuck my life.

Humidititties by Boston y Amor August 25, 2016

Hupils 

Huge pupils. First coined by Caker Baby in 2013.

Shit bro, these shrooms gave me hupils.

Hupils by Caker Baby March 13, 2014

humidex 

The humidex is a computed value combining the temperature and humidity into one number. It is used to describe how hot or humid weather feels to the average person.

The number is only significant over 30 degrees celcius.

Essentially, on a really hot day, when there's signicant humidity, it generally feels way hotter than the actual temperature.

Holy crap, the humidex just hit fucking 40!!! It's too fucking hot to exist today!

(for those who live south of the border of Canada and the USA, 40 degrees celcius is actually 104 degree fahrenheit)

humidex by Gerard B. May 31, 2006

hupi 

"happy" for depressed people; whatever the opposite of is sad
i wouldn't know

my friend: i'm so happy!
me: what happy?

my friend: its not being sad
me: that's a thing?

my friend: .....
me: oh you mean HUPI!

hupi by Shawnmendeslover<3 May 23, 2019

humidifier 

A Humidifier is essentially a large electrical bong that makes the air moist.

its's dry in here, we need a damn humidifier.

humidifier by its_science_bitch! December 6, 2014