The occurrence of when you attempt to wipe a shart on a hot summer day and leave some behind, the humidity forms a new damp layer over the leftover skid mark, and with a unique blend of body heat and weather, it produces the most putrid and ungodly stench known to man.

Terry wreaked of Humid Skid, causing Rich to dry heave.

Dave forgot to shower, therefore bringing his foul smelling Humid Skid into bed with him, causing Patrica to awake and puke immediately.

Joe neglected to fully clean the shart mess off his leg resulting in a Humid Skid from the tacos that Leah made for him.

Humid Skid by skid squad May 13, 2012

Related Words

hupid • Humidititties • humid • humidity • hapidooya • humidatitties • hupi • Hupita • hubidaba • Hubidalubdub

Humidititties

Underboob sweat girls get when it's hot and humid. (Also happens to guys with man boobs, or Moobs.)

Omg I have such bad humidititties, it's so hot out, Fuck my life.

Humidititties by Boston y Amor August 25, 2016

Hupils

Huge pupils. First coined by Caker Baby in 2013.

Shit bro, these shrooms gave me hupils.

Hupils by Caker Baby March 13, 2014

humidex

The humidex is a computed value combining the temperature and humidity into one number. It is used to describe how hot or humid weather feels to the average person.

The number is only significant over 30 degrees celcius.

Essentially, on a really hot day, when there's signicant humidity, it generally feels way hotter than the actual temperature.

Holy crap, the humidex just hit fucking 40!!! It's too fucking hot to exist today!

(for those who live south of the border of Canada and the USA, 40 degrees celcius is actually 104 degree fahrenheit)

humidex by Gerard B. May 31, 2006

hupi

"happy" for depressed people; whatever the opposite of is sad
i wouldn't know

my friend: i'm so happy!
me: what happy?

my friend: its not being sad
me: that's a thing?

my friend: .....
me: oh you mean HUPI!

hupi by Shawnmendeslover<3 May 23, 2019

humidifier

A Humidifier is essentially a large electrical bong that makes the air moist.

its's dry in here, we need a damn humidifier.

humidifier by its_science_bitch! December 6, 2014

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026