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humpnado 

An orgy.
Things got slippery at the humpnado on Saturday!
humpnado by I, Wreckerrr March 14, 2017
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Slang for fine, alright, whatever, just stop bothering me. Often mumbled as a sign of gratefullness and used to divert annoying relatives.
"Im going to go and get shopping, a bit of company would be nice"
"Humuny" he mumbled.
Is used when speechless after seeing an attractive individual. It mimics a lot of saliva being produced and therefore the mouth keeps opening and closing to contain the pretend saliva.
Darren "Hey Dean, Cindys over there"
Dean"Humunah Humunah Humunaaaaaaaaah"
Humunah by Rikugi March 1, 2010

humanary 

Having to do with humans. This term was popularized in the 1975 Alice Cooper song, The Black Widow.
Person 1: The words he says are true!

Person 2: Your'e right! We're all humanary stew!

Person 3: Ahh! We're gonna die!
humanary by Scrawn March 2, 2008

Humina Humina 

An expression to imply sexual arousal. Often used when spotting a visually pleasing individual and actual words are lost.

Male cartoon characters of the 30s-40s would say this when seeing a particularly hot dame. This term is not exclusive to males, however.
Gorgeous blonde lounge singer walks into the room and the men proceed cat-calling, whistling, drooling and muttering, "humina humina humina".
Humina Humina by tamashii November 11, 2004

Humanality 

When an animal sexually assaults and fucks a human. Opposite of Beastiality, when a human sexually assaults and fucks an animal. Beastiality is illegal but Humanality is legal.
Jack: You want to get fucked by my pony?

Jill: Isn't Beastiality Illegal?

Jack: Beastiality would be if you fucked the animal, but in this case you're just going to pull down your pants and bend over on all fours and if the animal wants to fuck you, AND I KNOW IT WILL, this is Humanality!!! When The Animal Fucks You!!!

Jill: What if it comes inside me?

Jack: You can't get pregnant, and it's cum is about fifty times more than what a human can produce. It's safe sex without the need for birth control or condoms, and you can experience what it's like to have something cum inside you!

Jill: Since you put it that way, it makes perfect since cause the animal decides, the animal is doing all the work, I can't get pregnant, and I get a cream pie. OK, I'll do it!

Jack: I knew you would. Now just put on these lockable ankle and wrist restraints and let me strap you into that doggy style stockade with lockable waist bar and lockable neck stand.

Jill: OK, I'm locked in and ready.

Jack: OK, here they come!

Jill: THEY?

Jack: Don't worry, there's only ten of them.
Humanality by xSelectivex July 3, 2011