humanatee 

A special breed of enormous, lazy bureaucrat resembling a manatee. Natural habitat include desks, strained office chairs, office buffets, and the Oprah show.

That bitch wouldn't even get off her fat ass to fetch me my pay stub. Oh the humanatee!

humanatee by humanatee December 15, 2009

Humanatee 

a woman who is severly overweight and wearing skippy clothing eating a double whopper at burger king.

Hope you dont see one

Humanatee by Emerson Falcon March 24, 2005

humanatee 

A mutant hybrid; a man bred with a manatee.
A creature with a strong sexual appetite.

The humanatee escaped from the zoo and tried to have sexual relations with me.

humanatee by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

Esprit D'Humanité 

The feeling one gets when playing Cards Against Humanity. When the card you drew would have been perfect for the round you just played.

Goddamnit! I just drew "The Holocaust"! That would have been perfect for that last card! Such Esprit D'Humanité! - Disgruntled Cards Against Humanity player.

Esprit D'Humanité by Dr Johnsoñ January 27, 2014

Crime against Humanities 

1. A work of literature, art, philosophy, or other discipline that is covered in the study of Humanities that is detrimental to human society and culture.

2. The actual element of the aforementioned work that makes it detrimental to human society.

1. Dude, I just read Twilight, and it didn't just suck, it was a Crime against Humanities.

2. The way her irresponsible writing glorifies horrible relationships is definately a Crime against Humanities.

Crime against Humanities by Dacheez2008 January 14, 2009

Hugemanatee 

A big retarded fat dude who thinks he has 10% body fat & talks about fitness inspiration & humanity. He also goes around talking loud in the city by crackhouses.

Did you see that hugemanatee in the gym using chains on the smith machine?

Hugemanatee by Dolan duckening October 14, 2018

huminate 

To relate with other humans.

I've been so lonely that I need to huminate with other peeps.

huminate by Wendy W. December 22, 2010