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Humanatee 

a woman who is severly overweight and wearing skippy clothing eating a double whopper at burger king.
Hope you dont see one
Humanatee by Emerson Falcon March 24, 2005

humanatee 

A mutant hybrid; a man bred with a manatee.
A creature with a strong sexual appetite.
The humanatee escaped from the zoo and tried to have sexual relations with me.
humanatee by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

Esprit D'Humanité 

The feeling one gets when playing Cards Against Humanity. When the card you drew would have been perfect for the round you just played.
Goddamnit! I just drew "The Holocaust"! That would have been perfect for that last card! Such Esprit D'Humanité! - Disgruntled Cards Against Humanity player.
Esprit D'Humanité by Dr Johnsoñ January 27, 2014

Crime against Humanities 

1. A work of literature, art, philosophy, or other discipline that is covered in the study of Humanities that is detrimental to human society and culture.

2. The actual element of the aforementioned work that makes it detrimental to human society.
1. Dude, I just read Twilight, and it didn't just suck, it was a Crime against Humanities.

2. The way her irresponsible writing glorifies horrible relationships is definately a Crime against Humanities.

Hugemanatee 

A big retarded fat dude who thinks he has 10% body fat & talks about fitness inspiration & humanity. He also goes around talking loud in the city by crackhouses.
Did you see that hugemanatee in the gym using chains on the smith machine?
Hugemanatee by Dolan duckening October 14, 2018

huminate 

To relate with other humans.
I've been so lonely that I need to huminate with other peeps.
huminate by Wendy W. December 22, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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