humpen 

Old luxembourgish word for a glass/bottle/pint of beer.

Often used in the combination "En humpen knuppen" which literally means "To hit a glass of beer" and illiterally simply to drink a glass, a bottle or a pint of beer.

"So Metti, ginn mer den Owend puer Humpen knuppen?"

Hey Metti, do you wanna grab a drink tonight?

humpen by xXenikadXx November 18, 2017

Starlog Quote Humper

Any person or group of people that only accepts or uses the George Lucas quote from Starlog Magazine issue #337 from 2005 as the only definitive, end-all-be all, piece of evidence in an argument when debating whether or not the Star Wars Expanded Universe/Legends was canon to any degree prior to 2014. Due to their cognitive dissonance and confirmation bias, Starlog Quote Humpers do not accept any quote or piece of evidence that is not the Starlog Magazine quote, even if it is a statement from George Lucas that contradicts or goes back on his statements in the Starlog Quote, of which there are plenty that do. In addition, Starlog Quote Humpers often dismiss or reject any of Lucasfilm's or Lucasfilm employee's statements regarding canon policy used as evidence that favor the viewpoint of the EU being canon before 2014 as being "lesser secondhand sources of information."

While browsing online forums I came across many Starlog Quote Humpers posting that one George Lucas quote from Starlog Magazine.

Starlog Quote Humper by Ironinquisitor November 16, 2022

humpnado 

An orgy.

Things got slippery at the humpnado on Saturday!

humpnado by I, Wreckerrr March 14, 2017

Humperdinck 

One of the worst names in history - pretty much says that the dude is gonna hump you with his dinck.

1. I gave Jane a mean Humperdincking last night.
2. Jane says she didn't feel your micro Humper Dinck!

Humperdinck by kenshamrock December 4, 2021

squirrel humper

A old person that complains constantly , the type that yell " GET OFF MY LAWN !"Rick's parents . When you get so pissed at your in-laws and can't call them anything else.

Don't cut through that yard the old people there are squirrel humpers and they"ll bitch at you . Or " Your parents are ... SQUIRREL HUMPERS !"

squirrel humper by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020

humpinothers 

Eskimo word for a person you are with but not exclusively.

“Hey man, so what are you and Cathy?”
“Oh we’re just humpinothers.”
“ So it’s not too serious?”
“No not really”

humpinothers by GingerMain March 1, 2018

Urn Humper 

A woman who cheats repeatedly with a coworker before and during her marriage. Then after his death uses his memory
as a source of sexual excitement to get off.

Teresa always mentions Mike even though he has passed. No hiding their relationship.
She is a Urn Humper, she just rubs off thinking about him. If her husband knew.

Urn Humper by Mr. Craps March 1, 2014