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Scottish term meaning to be beaten at a sort or game or other competitive activity
Relating to a game of football....you're going to get humped tonight. Or . Did you see the game last night, your team got humped
Humped by scottmcardle January 12, 2017
A combination of pumped and hyped. It was created accidentally but should be added to your regularly used vocab.
I’m so humped for tonight’s party!
Humped by ChodeFilA May 17, 2022
To stir to activity,To call forth (a reaction or emotion, for example); elicit:
odd noises that humped our curiosity
To arouse strong feeling in: speakers who know how to hump a crowd.
Physiology. To produce increased activity or response in (an organ, tissue, or part); stimulate.
Physics.
To increase the energy of.
To raise (an atom, for example) to a h
I got humped last night!!!!
humped by JoAnna Young September 29, 2005
Bro did you try one of those cookies?

Yeah man, they HUMPED
Humped by corndog5 August 18, 2024

Humped Zebra Crossing 

A term used in the UK for a giant speed bump with a striped crosswalk on top of it.
He bottomed out his csr on the humped zebra crossing.
Humped Zebra Crossing by Mark January 21, 2005

Humped and Dumped 

When you or your partner had sex and then proceeded to forget everything about you afterwards.
When a person becomes a humped and dumped victim, here are usual quotes that come after their "diagnosis"

- "Bitch, I thought you loved me! I thought we were going to have a life together..."
- "Hold on, I'm not done yet."
- "You gave bad hummers anyway."
- "Guess it's a great time to tell you that I was trying to hit on your hot friend."
- "Does this mean I have to pay you the $100 now?"
- "HA-HA! Enjoy my gonorrea."
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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