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She was humped like a demented ferret!
humped by Anonymous October 25, 2003
Urban Dictionary Merch
Scottish term meaning to be beaten at a sort or game or other competitive activity
Relating to a game of football....you're going to get humped tonight. Or . Did you see the game last night, your team got humped
Humped by scottmcardle January 12, 2017
A combination of pumped and hyped. It was created accidentally but should be added to your regularly used vocab.
I’m so humped for tonights party!
Humped by ChodeFilA May 17, 2022
To stir to activity,To call forth (a reaction or emotion, for example); elicit:
odd noises that humped our curiosity
To arouse strong feeling in: speakers who know how to hump a crowd.
Physiology. To produce increased activity or response in (an organ, tissue, or part); stimulate.
Physics.
To increase the energy of.
To raise (an atom, for example) to a h
I got humped last night!!!!
humped by JoAnna Young September 29, 2005
Bro did you try one of those cookies?

Yeah man, they HUMPED
Humped by corndog5 August 18, 2024

Humped Zebra Crossing 

A term used in the UK for a giant speed bump with a striped crosswalk on top of it.
He bottomed out his csr on the humped zebra crossing.
Humped Zebra Crossing by Mark January 21, 2005

Humped and Dumped 

When you or your partner had sex and then proceeded to forget everything about you afterwards.
When a person becomes a humped and dumped victim, here are usual quotes that come after their "diagnosis"

- "Bitch, I thought you loved me! I thought we were going to have a life together..."
- "Hold on, I'm not done yet."
- "You gave bad hummers anyway."
- "Guess it's a great time to tell you that I was trying to hit on your hot friend."
- "Does this mean I have to pay you the $100 now?"
- "HA-HA! Enjoy my gonorrea."
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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