Humper is deragotory slang for a person seen as a square. Similar usage to looser, pud or wad. Ocasionally used in a more general greeting amongst friends, as with terms Dude or coach.
Check out the guy with the pink tie trying to impress the waitress, what a humper.
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Nickname for a woman who is sexually active to the extreme; who possesses an agressive sexual history and is actively seeking multiple partners at any given moment (a horny humper).
Yumi's friends simply referred to her as "humper" whenever her name came up in a conversation.
by Kumachan August 10, 2004
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A morbid obese man who is obsessed with humping random objects around his home. He spends most of his time in his bathroom humping the shower curtain. He also fantasizes about a hispanic girl named Vanessa watching him as he humps the objects. Oh what fun he has!
by Melanie101 February 04, 2010
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Refers to a disgusting male who ogles women aggressively, hits on them grotesquely, tries to catch their attention by rudely imposing his unwanted attentions, makes suggestive faces and noises at them, follows them, or even exposes himself or openly masturbates in their direction. A humper is usually a serial offender who seems deluded about his own attractiveness to females, despite all their efforts to avoid him. He takes advantage of any power he has over women, especially when they are alone or defenseless.
"Check out that humper over there rubbing his crotch and winking at us."
by Speechnik January 27, 2018
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A person who likes Hump day (Wednesday) OR A person part of the Hump Day Group started by Lips_ofan_Angel!
Did you see that humper playing all night long last night?
Woohoo! I am now a humper!!!
by hocky_nutty June 05, 2007
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A woman who cheats repeatedly with a coworker before and during her marriage. Then after his death uses his memory
as a source of sexual excitement to get off.
Teresa always mentions Mike even though he has passed. No hiding their relationship.
She is a Urn Humper, she just rubs off thinking about him. If her husband knew.
by Mr. Craps February 23, 2014
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