hummered 

The act of tossing a student out of a karate class for being disruptive or uncooperative.

Did you hear the garbage Timmy was saying in class today?
Yeah I did. But one of the instructors hummered him.

hummered by Jay B Kay May 31, 2007

Hummered Out 

Being exhausted from overindulgence in the gay lifestyle.

After that weekend in South Beach, man I was hummered out!

Hummered Out by BlueV February 16, 2010

Hammered and Sickled 

The act of getting hammered off of a Russian alcohol, typically vodka.

The term comes from the flag of the former Soviet Union (present day Russia), a hammer and sickle.

Ivan- What's Borris been drinking?
Vlad- He just downed 3 bottles of Smirnoff in like a minute!
Ivan- Shit, he must be hammered and sickled!

Hammered and Sickled by How do you spell CORN? June 5, 2011

hammered dogshit 

1.The appearance of a person who is extremely hungover or in the process of getting shit faced.

2 A POS Honda with cracked nose fairings and a huge spoiler, both painted in gray primer.

3. Anything unsightly or particularly ugly.

1."Christ, Dave you look like hammered dogshit."

2.Dude you call that a ride? It looks like hammered dogshit!

3. After he totaled his dads car his face looked like hammered dogshit.

hammered dogshit by Global Feetus April 1, 2007

hammered 

The state in which one finds themselves after ingesting large volumes of alcoholic beverages.

Symptoms include: babbling, hysterical laughter, name calling, aggressiveness, destructiveness, momentary lapses of consciousness, stumbling, vomiting, yelling, incoherent singing, falling, profanity, overeating, extreme urination, indiscriminate flirtation, bad judgment, disregard for the value of money or a propensity for excessive spending and, of course, more drinking.

After watching Frank chug his eighth glass of scotch, I walked out onto the deck and saw him pissing on my grille and cussing out my parents. He was fucking hammered.

hammered by cabflow December 4, 2011

get hammered 

to get very drunk

ah shit my girlfriend dumped me, lets go get hammered

get hammered by yoshman November 13, 2013

shit hammered 

Extremely hammered. One who is shit hammered cannot function in any capacity and will usually be found on the floor next to a bottle and a pool of vomit.

Be cautious around someone who has been hit with the shit hammer, as their behavior is wildly unpredictable.

After fifteen car bombs, Bob was shit hammered.

shit hammered by josh January 21, 2004