humblivious 

Accepting that you have no knowledge of a subject of discussion, but are open to learn

She was humblivious when the discussion was happening, but paid attention gaining knowledge

humblivious by Sirdinglywang April 13, 2024

homoblivious 

Not having the ability to recognize homosexuals as homosexuals; a lack of gaydar.

"He was so homoblivious that he didn't know that guy was coming on to him."

homoblivious by Mackster66 April 1, 2006

homoblivious 

The exact opposite of gaydar. The inability to sense anothers sexual orientation.

My husband thought Steve was hitting on me... he is so homoblivious.

homoblivious by Sotalia99 October 21, 2008

homoblivious 

a person with absolutely no "gaydar" .

My mom is so homoblivious, she calls her queer neighbors "the bachelors".

homoblivious by ellerphant April 1, 2006

homoblivious 

The state of being unaware of another person's overt homosexuality; the complete lack of "gaydar." Introduced nationally on March 15, 2006, by syndicated radio personality Tom Griswold of "The Bob And Tom Show."

Homoblivious as ever, Mary thought the two scantily-clad men making out on the beach were practicing CPR.

homoblivious by Jimmy T. April 1, 2006

mumblivious 

adjective
not aware of or concerned about what is happening around one due to having a small child.

I could not pass no matter how loudly I yelled “EXCUSE ME”, a woman with a buggy completely mumblivious to the chaos she was causing on the pavement.

mumblivious by Chippy De Chip July 24, 2018

humalicious

Latin translation - some one worthy of a ball 'hummer'.

Definition: The act of humming joyess love tunes on salty sex soaked balls.

Definition #2 & Synonym: Jam filled squirters - when forceful action of jaw clamping occurs while one is doing the humalicious.

'Excuse me sir, do your balls need some humming because you are humalicious'

humalicious by Luke Fletcher & John McCabe May 13, 2006