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homoblivious 

Not having the ability to recognize homosexuals as homosexuals; a lack of gaydar.
"He was so homoblivious that he didn't know that guy was coming on to him."
homoblivious by Mackster66 April 1, 2006
Word of the Day on January 30, 2007
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homoblivious 

The exact opposite of gaydar. The inability to sense anothers sexual orientation.
My husband thought Steve was hitting on me... he is so homoblivious.
homoblivious by Sotalia99 October 21, 2008

homoblivious 

a person with absolutely no "gaydar" .
My mom is so homoblivious, she calls her queer neighbors "the bachelors".
homoblivious by ellerphant April 1, 2006

homoblivious 

The state of being unaware of another person's overt homosexuality; the complete lack of "gaydar." Introduced nationally on March 15, 2006, by syndicated radio personality Tom Griswold of "The Bob And Tom Show."
Homoblivious as ever, Mary thought the two scantily-clad men making out on the beach were practicing CPR.
homoblivious by Jimmy T. April 1, 2006

Homo-blivious 

A person's inability to realize their homosexual orientation, despite the witnessing by others to their condition.
Mr. Smith tried to kiss me last nite.
Really? What did you do?
I told him I'm not gay, and he asked me if that meant I thought he was.
Wow! The guy's homo-blivious for sure!
Homo-blivious by Wordmeister 5000 December 1, 2010

Hoboblivious 

Being completely oblivious to the fact that you look like a bum.
Dude, you'll never get that promotion if keep dressing like a bum. Are you Hoboblivious?
Hoboblivious by PPink February 10, 2009

homobvious 

When some one you know is so gay and they think that you do not know that they are, but you do.
That Snyder is so Homobvious, it is funny.
homobvious by Deltalema February 9, 2007
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