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Hot Piping Loaf 

1. Someone who is a homosexual
2. A despicable person
3. A Big Fat Doodoo Head
"Your mom is a hot piping loaf"
"Nah, man, you're a freaking hot piping loaf"
Hot Piping Loaf by H.P. Loaves December 25, 2016

Hot Piping Loaf 

1. Poop
2. Way to insult someone else by calling them poop
"Hey, you are a hot piping loaf"
"You, Sir, Are a hot piping loaf"
Hot Piping Loaf by H.P. Loaves December 25, 2016

Piping Hot Yogurt

Cum, Goo, Jism, Jiz, Sperm, Spluge (Splooge), Spunk
Scarlett Johansson made piping hot yogurt explode from our cocks!
Piping Hot Yogurt by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007

piping hot air 

The result of masturbating so many times that only hot air can come out of your urethra.
Dave: Did you see that fit bird on chaturbate the other day with the massive jugs

Steve: Yeah mate, I was bashing off so many times that I ended up piping hot air.
piping hot air by Johnywadd July 13, 2014

piping hot laxative 

Coffee, well known for its mysterious laxative properties
Hey, I'm a little constipated; would you mind picking me up a piping hot laxative at Starbucks?

A piping hot cup of Joe 

Hot sex with your plumber.
I'll take a piping hot cup of joe, (; maybe later you could....clean my pipes?
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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