housebear 

A nefarious, demanding little creature (preferably fuzzy but may not be so) that trudges around the house and knocks over all of your shit. Cats, dogs, maybe small children.

I'm being terrorized by a housebear!

housebear by seriouslywtf October 9, 2007

houseparty whore

A certain person, boy or girl, that joins in on certain rooms just for attention.

Marta is such a houseparty whore. She was jumping from room to room last night.

houseparty whore by Pepe Ortega December 6, 2016

househead 

a person who is really into House music

househead by MoonEye September 2, 2003

husbear 

In gay male relationships, a significant other who is a "bear" (A term used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with a lot of body hair)

I wouldn't mind having that butch fireman for my husbear!

husbear by Screamapillar June 23, 2003

hosebeast 

Noun (1): A woman who is ruthless, evil, and outright objectionable in both physical and mental presence.

Dave: "Did you hear about Patti going off the deep end?"

Steve: "Yeah, it serves that hosebeast right for what she did to Truant."

hosebeast by Mr. Sparkle January 14, 2004

homebeardy 

One who seldom leaves the home, and is disinclined to shave or trim facial hair.

Since working from home, Steve has become a real homebeardy.

homebeardy by tichaelmucker October 20, 2012

Houseparty Horror Story

When you are on the app houseparty while taking a shit and you somehow end up on video with someone because you do not know how to use the app. Right before you quit the app your on video for long enough for them to hear the "plop" of your shit hitting the toilet.

Person 1: wanna hear a houseparty horror story
Person 2: yes i want to cringe
Person 1: so it all started when i was shampooing my pubes...

Houseparty Horror Story by quinoaforlunch December 14, 2016