Horseyear

Fictional measurement of distance in Space according to the flatulence propulsive force of Equine Mammals in a vacuum.

"There Ain't a Goddamn 10mm Socket in a Hundred Horseyears from this here Ranch"

by Studio Stargazer September 17, 2021

horseheads

A town in upstate New York, formed in 1835 as a giant middle finger to the neighboring city of Elmira; as emphasized by the town motto: "Fuck you, Elmira"

I moved to Horseheads becaused I was tired of getting robbed at gunpoint.

by jk_bro December 26, 2010

horsefeathers

A term used in place of swear words, but with the same emphasis. Rooted at meaning "impossible," as horses obviously lack feathers.

Bush has resigned from his presidency? Horsefeathers!

by G. Thomas May 21, 2008

Horsemeat Sandwich

An extreme variation of roast beef or meat curtains; a horsemeat sandwich is often characterized by distinctive public hair. Excessive length of the labia renders shaving the area difficult or downright impossible. The horsemeat appearance stems from an anomalous protrusion of the inner lips from the labia majora. It's gross.

I heard Katey's rockin' a horsemeat sandwich; whatever you do, don't go down on her.

by Bill Sampson, Esq. April 23, 2008

housebear

A nefarious, demanding little creature (preferably fuzzy but may not be so) that trudges around the house and knocks over all of your shit. Cats, dogs, maybe small children.

I'm being terrorized by a housebear!

by seriouslywtf October 9, 2007

horsemeat

Third party, subcontracted content that is topped and tailed, hopefully well enough to disguise the fact that it's cheap and distasteful to the end consumer.

Usually in email format.

"Should we write a proper reply?"

"Nah, just forward on the response from that Chinese firm we got"

"But its full of horsemeat!"

"He'll only forward it on himself, he'll never notice.

by Strauss & Hausnummer February 21, 2013

horsedar

A womans ability at a bar to sense the presence of a horse penis in the vicinity just by looking at a man.

Radar....but picks up on horse penis posessors.

"Julie must have horsedar! She always hooks up with dudes that have mammoth horse penises! What a bitch."

by Bstow May 22, 2008