A town in upstate New York, formed in 1835 as a giant middle finger to the neighboring city of Elmira; as emphasized by the town motto: "Fuck you, Elmira"

I moved to Horseheads becaused I was tired of getting robbed at gunpoint.

horseheads by jk_bro December 26, 2010

Related Words

Horseyear • horsetear • Horse Pearl • Horsehead • honeyear • horsebeast • horsecartman • horsedar • horsefarm • Horsefeather merchant

horsefeathers

A term used in place of swear words, but with the same emphasis. Rooted at meaning "impossible," as horses obviously lack feathers.

Bush has resigned from his presidency? Horsefeathers!

horsefeathers by G. Thomas May 21, 2008

Horsemeat Sandwich

An extreme variation of roast beef or meat curtains; a horsemeat sandwich is often characterized by distinctive public hair. Excessive length of the labia renders shaving the area difficult or downright impossible. The horsemeat appearance stems from an anomalous protrusion of the inner lips from the labia majora. It's gross.

I heard Katey's rockin' a horsemeat sandwich; whatever you do, don't go down on her.

Horsemeat Sandwich by Bill Sampson, Esq. April 23, 2008

housebear

A nefarious, demanding little creature (preferably fuzzy but may not be so) that trudges around the house and knocks over all of your shit. Cats, dogs, maybe small children.

I'm being terrorized by a housebear!

housebear by seriouslywtf October 9, 2007

horsemeat

Third party, subcontracted content that is topped and tailed, hopefully well enough to disguise the fact that it's cheap and distasteful to the end consumer.

Usually in email format.

"Should we write a proper reply?"

"Nah, just forward on the response from that Chinese firm we got"

"But its full of horsemeat!"

"He'll only forward it on himself, he'll never notice.

horsemeat by Strauss & Hausnummer February 21, 2013

horsedar

A womans ability at a bar to sense the presence of a horse penis in the vicinity just by looking at a man.

Radar....but picks up on horse penis posessors.

"Julie must have horsedar! She always hooks up with dudes that have mammoth horse penises! What a bitch."

horsedar by Bstow May 22, 2008

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026