Horsetaro

Jotaro as a horse, referring to a doujini about Kakyoin having sex with Horsetaro. Disgusting.💀 Original characters from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

My discord is jojo_no_kimyou_na_bouken

I hate Horsetaro.💀

by Giorno_The_Italian April 11, 2024

horsedar

A womans ability at a bar to sense the presence of a horse penis in the vicinity just by looking at a man.

Radar....but picks up on horse penis posessors.

"Julie must have horsedar! She always hooks up with dudes that have mammoth horse penises! What a bitch."

by Bstow May 22, 2008

horsekafoof

the substance found under a dead horse

I had to scrape a couple inches of horsekafoof off my boot during the hoof and mouth epidemic of 72.

by Gina Leonardo July 26, 2003

housetard

1. A person who is mentally disabled (a retard) that cannot leave the house.
2. Any person who fails to interact with the outside world in a meaningful way and who, therefore, should not be allowed to leave his/her house.

Jessica Simpson: Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

Who let out the housetard?

by t-norm November 8, 2005

horsefarm

a heavily trafficked corporate bathroom with poor ventilation

Damn Drew! What the hell did you do in there? That bathroom smells like a horsefarm!

by J$! January 6, 2008

Horsetrovert

An individual who prefers to be surrounded by horses all the time and people not so much

to buy the shirt, go to Horse Box on instagram and click the link in their bio

Friend: Where is your sister?
You: She is a horsetrovert, her only friends are horses and we never see her.

by Melina-5 August 17, 2020

Horsetrump

A load of horseshit that is so blatant, so vile, so beyond human decency that calling it horseshit is a insult to both horses and shit.

45's promises to "drain the swamp" are an acrid load of horsetrump.

by Grumpy173 January 20, 2018