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horsedar 

A womans ability at a bar to sense the presence of a horse penis in the vicinity just by looking at a man.

Radar....but picks up on horse penis posessors.
"Julie must have horsedar! She always hooks up with dudes that have mammoth horse penises! What a bitch."
horsedar by Bstow May 22, 2008

horsekafoof

I had to scrape a couple inches of horsekafoof off my boot during the hoof and mouth epidemic of 72.
horsekafoof by Gina Leonardo July 26, 2003

housetard 

1. A person who is mentally disabled (a retard) that cannot leave the house.
2. Any person who fails to interact with the outside world in a meaningful way and who, therefore, should not be allowed to leave his/her house.
Jessica Simpson: Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

Who let out the housetard?
housetard by t-norm November 8, 2005

horsefarm 

a heavily trafficked corporate bathroom with poor ventilation
Damn Drew! What the hell did you do in there? That bathroom smells like a horsefarm!
horsefarm by J$! January 6, 2008

Horsetrovert 

An individual who prefers to be surrounded by horses all the time and people not so much

to buy the shirt, go to Horse Box on instagram and click the link in their bio
Friend: Where is your sister?
You: She is a horsetrovert, her only friends are horses and we never see her.
Horsetrovert by Melina-5 August 17, 2020

Horsetrump 

A load of horseshit that is so blatant, so vile, so beyond human decency that calling it horseshit is a insult to both horses and shit.
45's promises to "drain the swamp" are an acrid load of horsetrump.
Horsetrump by Grumpy173 January 20, 2018