horsebeast

Female, often presumed human, with an uncanny resemblence of a horse. Not to be confused with Centaurus, the character from Greek mythology who was half man, half horse (although similarities are certainly likely to exist).

Femle with pertruding long teeth

by napa2046 November 9, 2004

horseboat

A canoe built around your horse you can go from riding to water travel without slowing down.

The use of horseboats in combat will revolutionize naval warfare.

by horseboat2 March 13, 2009

hosebeast

Noun (1): A woman who is ruthless, evil, and outright objectionable in both physical and mental presence.

Dave: "Did you hear about Patti going off the deep end?"

Steve: "Yeah, it serves that hosebeast right for what she did to Truant."

by Mr. Sparkle January 14, 2004

Hoesbeast

The insult upon insults for all females. Used to describe the most frustrating, obnoxious, life-assaulting trollbitch you know, who gets in the way of anything bringing joy to anyone. A fun-sucker. They may also be obscenely ugly, flabby, and reek of cust in its most grotesque and primitive form. Use this word sparingly, and only to describe the bitchiest of life-rapers.

Tracy: Hey, where were you last night? You missed prom!

Jackie: Sorry, I tried to make it but my mom spewed ignorance all over my life and chased my date away from the house then set my dress aflame with her troll powers. Ughh.

Tracy: Well, damn... What a hoesbeast!

by bahalaugh October 16, 2011

horsefeathers

A term used in place of swear words, but with the same emphasis. Rooted at meaning "impossible," as horses obviously lack feathers.

Bush has resigned from his presidency? Horsefeathers!

by G. Thomas May 21, 2008

Horsemeat Sandwich

An extreme variation of roast beef or meat curtains; a horsemeat sandwich is often characterized by distinctive public hair. Excessive length of the labia renders shaving the area difficult or downright impossible. The horsemeat appearance stems from an anomalous protrusion of the inner lips from the labia majora. It's gross.

I heard Katey's rockin' a horsemeat sandwich; whatever you do, don't go down on her.

by Bill Sampson, Esq. April 23, 2008

horsemeat

Third party, subcontracted content that is topped and tailed, hopefully well enough to disguise the fact that it's cheap and distasteful to the end consumer.

Usually in email format.

"Should we write a proper reply?"

"Nah, just forward on the response from that Chinese firm we got"

"But its full of horsemeat!"

"He'll only forward it on himself, he'll never notice.

by Strauss & Hausnummer February 21, 2013