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Horsefag 

(n.) - A mildly Autistic male who tends to be that guy. Typically hangs out with girls who are significantly younger than him; but, remains a virgin until late in life. Extremely socially awkward and makes out with girls after they've given cooler and less socially awkward males dome.
Male Friend 1: Hey man, I think our friend is a Horsefag. He has to at least have Aspergers or something.
Male Friend 2: Yeah man probably, he made the most Horsefag faces after he ruined our beach party.
Male Friend 1: I think we should get him tested.
Horsefag: I'm right here guys.
Male Friend 2: Shut the fuck up Garrett.

Unlucky Female: Hey I just blew a popular football player with a big dick. Anyone here want to makeout for a little?
Horsefag: Yeah brah, I'm game.
Unlucky Female: OK, but you're mildly autistic so keep your hands where I can see them.
Horsefag by Horsefag Tamers November 28, 2010

Horseface Hottie (HFH) 

A person with a long narrow face, bugly eyes, big teeth, a gaping mouth, and other horse-like facial characteristics but you actually find them very attractive in part due to their horseface features.
Joe: I used to think all horseface chicks were ugly but man Rachel Starr is definitely an exception to that rule.

Duante: definitely true man, she's smoking hot, a definite Horseface Hottie (HFH)!

horseface 

A person with a long face, large teeth, a gaping mouth, and other horse-like facial characteristics.
My first girlfriend, aka horseface, was so lame. High School sucked.
horseface by Adnan January 13, 2004

Horsegasm 

To have an orgasm so extreme you neigh like a horse.
My girlfriend rubbed, rode, and sucked me so much last night that I had a horsegasm.
Horsegasm by HeadShot223 June 15, 2010

horsedar 

A womans ability at a bar to sense the presence of a horse penis in the vicinity just by looking at a man.

Radar....but picks up on horse penis posessors.
"Julie must have horsedar! She always hooks up with dudes that have mammoth horse penises! What a bitch."
horsedar by Bstow May 22, 2008

HorseFace 

A face as long as Sarah Jessica Parker's
Wow! Sarah Jessica Parker has a horseface
HorseFace by BiotechTRGM June 12, 2019