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A person who is stupid and looks like a sad fucking horse

Justin Bieber is a horsetard.

horsetard by Junkratmaster55 February 18, 2018

Words you can keep

horseradish

Like mayonnaise, it's not an instrument.

*Patrick raises hand
Squidward: Horseradish is not an instrument either.

horseradish by beeeel March 13, 2014

Related Words

horsetard • housetard • Horsetaro • Horse Trade • Horse-trading • horse turd • Horse turd hotdog • horseradish • horseland • horseford

houstard

noun: a person uneducated about home ownership, maintenance, etc.

"The roof should be ok unless it's leaking. But then again what do I know...I'm a houstard."

houstard by Cazimi May 28, 2009

horseradish

A the formal expression for saying bullshit, in settings where saying bullshit, would be considered unacceptable bullshit.

Your theory is utter horseradish!

horseradish by pc.wiz.tt December 5, 2017

Beaver Horseradish

A style of yeast infection only found in women that eat spicy foods. Typically Hispanic or Indian women.

Dude, I went down on Nina last night. I got a mouthful of Beaver Horseradish. Not cool man.

Beaver Horseradish by StraightRazorBarber July 24, 2016

Clementine Horseradish

The phrase "clementine horseradish" is commonly used as a way of expressing your resistance to giving away information. Many also use it to express confusion.

Friend: Do you know what the answer for #6 was on the homework?
You: clementine horseradish...
Friend: Please?
You: clementine horseradish.
Friend: Okay :(

Clementine Horseradish by ellakeer April 12, 2020

clementine horseradish

The phrase "clementine horseradish" is most commonly used to express feelings of resistance. It may also be used to express confusion under the correct circumstances.

Friend: What's the answer for number 6?
Me: clementine horseradish
Friend: Please?
Me: clementine horseradish...
Friend: Okay :(

clementine horseradish by ellakeer April 12, 2020

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026