horsetard

A person who is stupid and looks like a sad fucking horse

Justin Bieber is a horsetard.

by Junkratmaster55 February 18, 2018

horseradish

Like mayonnaise, it's not an instrument.

*Patrick raises hand
Squidward: Horseradish is not an instrument either.

by beeeel March 13, 2014

houstard

noun: a person uneducated about home ownership, maintenance, etc.

"The roof should be ok unless it's leaking. But then again what do I know...I'm a houstard."

by Cazimi May 28, 2009

horseradish

A the formal expression for saying bullshit, in settings where saying bullshit, would be considered unacceptable bullshit.

Your theory is utter horseradish!

by pc.wiz.tt December 5, 2017

Beaver Horseradish

A style of yeast infection only found in women that eat spicy foods. Typically Hispanic or Indian women.

Dude, I went down on Nina last night. I got a mouthful of Beaver Horseradish. Not cool man.

by StraightRazorBarber July 24, 2016

Clementine Horseradish

The phrase "clementine horseradish" is commonly used as a way of expressing your resistance to giving away information. Many also use it to express confusion.

Friend: Do you know what the answer for #6 was on the homework?
You: clementine horseradish...
Friend: Please?
You: clementine horseradish.
Friend: Okay :(

by ellakeer April 12, 2020

clementine horseradish

The phrase "clementine horseradish" is most commonly used to express feelings of resistance. It may also be used to express confusion under the correct circumstances.

Friend: What's the answer for number 6?
Me: clementine horseradish
Friend: Please?
Me: clementine horseradish...
Friend: Okay :(

by ellakeer April 12, 2020