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horsedar 

A womans ability at a bar to sense the presence of a horse penis in the vicinity just by looking at a man.

Radar....but picks up on horse penis posessors.
"Julie must have horsedar! She always hooks up with dudes that have mammoth horse penises! What a bitch."
horsedar by Bstow May 22, 2008
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horsefarm 

a heavily trafficked corporate bathroom with poor ventilation
Damn Drew! What the hell did you do in there? That bathroom smells like a horsefarm!
horsefarm by J$! January 6, 2008

horsedraper 

a bestial male who rapes horses (and/or camels) and their children for pleasure. often characterized with desperate and attention deprived feelings. Also affiliated with horse and camel jockeys who get too "close" with their racing companions.
horsedraper is often used in an European accent.
horsedraper by maiboi June 6, 2010
A person who is stupid and looks like a sad fucking horse
Justin Bieber is a horsetard.
horsetard by Junkratmaster55 February 18, 2018

horsecartman 

an famous tiktoker that is amazing and cute.
horsecartman is very cool and amazing

witch is why u should follow her
"did you see horsecartmans outfit today"
"yes it is quite nice"
horsecartman by horsecartman November 5, 2021

Horsetaro 

Jotaro as a horse, referring to a doujini about Kakyoin having sex with Horsetaro. Disgusting.💀 Original characters from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

My discord is jojo_no_kimyou_na_bouken
I hate Horsetaro.💀
Horsetaro by Giorno_The_Italian April 11, 2024
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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