horneography

Horneography is the choreography performed by a horn section of a band during a performance, including horn-pops, in-sync sectional wandering around and.

The trombone section did some great horneography during In The Mood by Glenn Miller!

by Michele the Crooner February 15, 2010

Hornograph

Noun: the device used to measure the hornyness of a man or woman, similar to the polygraph. It tests different activities within the body to determine what level horny you are.

Last night I got tested by a hornograph, but I was only 46/100

by an ass monkey April 23, 2009

hornographic

Adjective. A male who gives a lady the horn in a base, porno way i.e. extremely 'do'able.

Christ! Look at Percy, he is well hornographic tonight.

by wallacer May 22, 2006

hornography

When you take pictures of yourself sticking your cock in a horn.

Perv 1- Hey man why so sad.

Perv 2- I couldn't find anyone to have sex with me so I Jammed my dick into a trumpet.

Perv 1- That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.

Perv-2 I filmed it and put it on the internets. It has 50,000 views.

Perv 1- Actually that's the gayest thing I've ever heard. I can't beliieve you made hornography. Popular hornography.

Perv 2- You're just jealous.

Perv 1- :'(

Perv 2- : p

by TurtleDude87 July 14, 2009

hornography

Horror pornography. Typically soft-porn dealing with possessed women or demonic temptresses.

I can't believe that woman just did it with that demon. This hornography is awesome!!!

by Jaazu August 24, 2010

hornography

hunters whom choose to partake in high fence hunting for the sole purpose of killing big bucks with big antlers despite the fairness of the pen.

Joe shot a nice buck, but I heard he was into hornography and suspect it was a canned hunt.

by HighFenceHater December 9, 2008

hornography

The Americanese art of jerking off.

Since the age of twelve, I have been a master of hornography.

by Michael Weitzel December 21, 2005