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Hornograph

Noun: the device used to measure the hornyness of a man or woman, similar to the polygraph. It tests different activities within the body to determine what level horny you are.
Last night I got tested by a hornograph, but I was only 46/100
by an ass monkey April 23, 2009
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hornographic

Adjective. A male who gives a lady the horn in a base, porno way i.e. extremely 'do'able.
Christ! Look at Percy, he is well hornographic tonight.
by wallacer May 22, 2006
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