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Hornograph

Noun: the device used to measure the hornyness of a man or woman, similar to the polygraph. It tests different activities within the body to determine what level horny you are.
Last night I got tested by a hornograph, but I was only 46/100
Hornograph by an ass monkey April 23, 2009
Words you can keep

the new pornographers

The New Pornographers are a Canadian indie rock/power pop band. They are really awesome, but unfortunately, not too many people outside of Canada and the US know who the hell they are. Yet.

They're kind of strange at first. They take a few listens, but its worth it! Cause their music is sweet and it makes you happy.
Me: Have you listened to The New Pornographers? They're pretty great, you should check them out.
Random guy: ROFL!!1! WTF, you said PORN!!! HAHAHA!
Me: stfu.

Pornography starring your mother 

pornography with your mother in it, either biological or adoptive.
Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today
-spy

Pornograph 

The singular instance of pornography, a single solitary pornographic image. Similar in it's meaning to electron micrograph (electron microscopy), photograph (photography) or radiograph (radiography).
Eric: Hey Jonny, I forgot to bring my porno mag, throw me your emergency pornograph

Jonny: One second man, let me get my wallet.
Pornograph by dark-photon November 21, 2013

Pornographic Thespian 

1) One who acts in pornographic motion pictures.

2) Another term for "pornstar," first used by comedian Sarah Silverman in the film Jesus is Magic.
Sarah Silverman: I was watching, uh… porn, and it was like a series of vignettes, and in this one scene, it featured Ron Jeremy, a very famous, um… pornographic thespian. And in this scene, he is masturbating- onto a lady- but I noticed his pinky was out, and I found out why he masturbates with his pinky out: it's because he's classy.

Lisa Ann (pornographic actress) 

Worlds most popular porn star, Lisa Ann. Has many scenes with top names from amateur videos, bondage, double penetration all the way to gangbangs. Known for her huge 38e breasts and intense hardcore scenes.

Lisa Ann, a scintillating dark-haired beauty who only grows more appealing with age, graced the porn scene between 1993 and 1994. Her exhibitionist talents first began on stage as an erotic dancer during her college years in 1990, when she later became a certified dental assistant. In 1997 she quit the porn business due to an AIDS scare. During her time away she returned to dancing in strip clubs around the United States. Later she returned to the industry as first an agent and then eventually as a performer again. It was during this time she founded Clear Talent Management, which later was renamed Lisa Ann's Talent Management, based in California. She is perhaps best known as of 2008 and 2009 for her on-camera portrayal of right-wing politician Sarah Palin in the porn parody "Who's Nailin' Paylin?". Lisa's over-a-decade career continues with great strength as her popularity grows. She is perhaps one of the most popular performers in the "MILF" and "Cougar" genres of the porn industry.

Has won many awards such as best group scene, Milf of the year and many more.
Seen that new lisa Ann (pornographic actress) movie?

Yeah! She's a kinky cougar!

Jayden James (Pornographic Actress) 

Arguably one of the most beautiful porn stars in the industry, Jayden James is the full package. Brunette, thick but not fat by ANY means, nice, succulent breasts, and an immaculately crafted butt, there are literally NO flaws in her physical appearance. Jayden James gained popularity when she starred in an episode of MTV's "True Life: I'm addicted to porn", where she tried to find more respectable jobs. However, she later realized just what the fuck she was doing, and continued pursuing her career as an adult actress.
Jayden James (Pornographic Actress) is one of the hottest pornstars in the industry. Just look at one of her videos from xvideos or pornhub. Go on, I'll wait....... WHAT DID I TELL YOU? Is she not the most beautiful actress or what???
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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