7 definitions by an ass monkey
Verb: a once in a lifetime sexual intercourse. It occurs when a man has explosively chunky diarrhea and gets into a doggie style position with the ass slightly raised. He then proceeds to project the contents of his anus into the gaping mouth of his partner.
My partner and I made a huge mess last night while practicing the Artesian Fudgeball. It was totally worth it though, since it's an extra-rare occasion.
by an ass monkey April 24, 2009
When a man shaves his head all the way except for a brush sized area near the front running front to back. This brush sized area must be short, between 2 and 3 quarters of an inch long. The area is then rubbed up and down a woman's pussy, similar to head, except the other way around. This act is continued until she bursts into a shaking orgasm.
Man, he shattered me with that Mexican Handbrush last night, I just cant get the feel of it out of my pussy lips.
by an ass monkey April 24, 2009
Adjective: the deformity involving an additional scrotum attached at the base of the asshole. Among those cursed with this dreadful condition, it is common the scrotum has three testicles inside of it.
Noun: the actual scrotum attached to the base of the asshole.
Noun: the actual scrotum attached to the base of the asshole.
I tried to do my gay boyfriend in the ass the other day, but his anicles got in the way. It was too much for him, me attempting to ram my cock into his ass.
by an ass monkey April 24, 2009
The act of randomly throwing up on the bed while sleeping. Oftentimes it is a long time before one notices the actual puke, even after waking up.
by an ass monkey November 15, 2009
Noun: the device used to measure the hornyness of a man or woman, similar to the polygraph. It tests different activities within the body to determine what level horny you are.
by an ass monkey April 24, 2009
A man gets into a position with legs folded back against his ass (feet and forelegs are perpendicular to each other). He then leans back putting his hands on the ground behind his back, similar to a bridge. The woman stands over him, expecting something tremendous, and, when she is least expecting it, the man springs off of his hands and legs, ramming his juicy cock into the woman's delicate pussy, causing her to juice in one fell blow.
When I was expecting something different, he leapt up and rammed his cock into my cooch, causing me to cum instantly, a Hungarian Grasshopper done perfectly.
by an ass monkey April 24, 2009
I nearly killed my girlfriend the other day when I tried to ram my deathticle up her ass. Luckily, though, I stopped just in time.
by an ass monkey April 24, 2009