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hornography 

When you take pictures of yourself sticking your cock in a horn.
Perv 1- Hey man why so sad.

Perv 2- I couldn't find anyone to have sex with me so I Jammed my dick into a trumpet.

Perv 1- That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.

Perv-2 I filmed it and put it on the internets. It has 50,000 views.

Perv 1- Actually that's the gayest thing I've ever heard. I can't beliieve you made hornography. Popular hornography.

Perv 2- You're just jealous.

Perv 1- :'(

Perv 2- : p
hornography by TurtleDude87 July 14, 2009
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hornography 

Horror pornography. Typically soft-porn dealing with possessed women or demonic temptresses.
I can't believe that woman just did it with that demon. This hornography is awesome!!!
hornography by Jaazu August 24, 2010

hornography 

hunters whom choose to partake in high fence hunting for the sole purpose of killing big bucks with big antlers despite the fairness of the pen.
Joe shot a nice buck, but I heard he was into hornography and suspect it was a canned hunt.
hornography by HighFenceHater December 9, 2008

hornography 

Since the age of twelve, I have been a master of hornography.
hornography by Michael Weitzel December 21, 2005

Pornography starring your mother 

pornography with your mother in it, either biological or adoptive.
Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today
-spy

softcore pornography

Porn without the "porn" in it.
Basically way less vague and often looked on as beautiful or art.

"It's designed to a visual aphrodisiac – a seduction. It typically contains nude/semi-nude actors involved in love scenes."
"Softcore pornography does not contain explicit depictions of vaginal or anal penetration, cunnilingus, fellatio and ejaculation."
So i was watching this show on --- and there was some softcore porn (softcore pornography) in it, i looked over and my girl looked like she was enjoying it a "little" too much.

Kornography 

The word comes from the 1997 music album by the band Korn. It's a play on the word pornography, and means nothing.
Also, the word is used in the Family Guy series, S17E18, when Peter is caught watching Kornography.com, which was Corn Pornography, showing a hot piece of corn, that was given a facial of butter. It was most likely gay corn pornography.
Have you checked out Kornography.com? Fox owns it. That's pretty messed up.
Kornography by GrammarFreedomFighter September 23, 2019
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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