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a Russian experimentation on the body

i really hope nobody sees my horecock…

omg guys, did you see that guys massive horecock, it’s unbelievable

horecock by maggotszn April 18, 2022

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Horsecock Effect

The loudest possible rumble created when urinating in the center of the toilet, often to impress the female gender.

I totally used the Horsecock Effect last night to bag a blonde when we went to her place last night.

Horsecock Effect by Sick F Nasty January 2, 2011

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horsecock

1. A physiological phenomenon where the male organ grows to enormous size. 2. Any penis that exceeds 18 to 20 inches with a girth exceeding 4 inches.

"He has a terrible case of horsecock."
"I'm sorry, I really love you, but there is no way I can take a horsecock."
"We saw this movie where this girl attempted to do this guy with a huge horsecock."

horsecock by Anonymous December 5, 2002

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horsecock

A huge cock that not all women can handle and many won't even try.

Ikki is hiding a horsecock in those shorts.

horsecock by Yuki the Lover September 11, 2010

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horsecock johnson

Nickname for a guy with a huge penis.

Duder 1: "Oh you're Italian for real? Damn dude it must be pretty big then."

Duder 2: "Oh you know it. It's like 9 inches doggy."

Duder 1: "Oh snap! You straight up horsecock johnson!"

Duder 2: "I love you Americans."

horsecock johnson by westfalia January 13, 2010

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holy horsecock

An exclamation preceding in a sentence to something exciting

Holy horsecock, I just hit a hole-in-one!

holy horsecock by Chris Aubertin December 19, 2008

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Horsecock

An extraordinarily large phallus, generally able to be seen by a.) bulge in pants and/or b.) a persons “horse cocky” demeanor.

Evan Horsecock? You mean HC? I saw him bring a few girls to his room last night. Explains the sock on the door.

Horsecock by Smashnride September 24, 2019

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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