horsecock 

1. A physiological phenomenon where the male organ grows to enormous size. 2. Any penis that exceeds 18 to 20 inches with a girth exceeding 4 inches.

"He has a terrible case of horsecock."
"I'm sorry, I really love you, but there is no way I can take a horsecock."
"We saw this movie where this girl attempted to do this guy with a huge horsecock."

horsecock by Anonymous December 5, 2002

horsecock 

A huge cock that not all women can handle and many won't even try.

Ikki is hiding a horsecock in those shorts.

horsecock by Yuki the Lover September 11, 2010

Horsecock 

An extraordinarily large phallus, generally able to be seen by a.) bulge in pants and/or b.) a persons “horse cocky” demeanor.

Evan Horsecock? You mean HC? I saw him bring a few girls to his room last night. Explains the sock on the door.

Horsecock by Smashnride September 24, 2019

horsecock 

A word commonly used in Reno, NV amongst a select group of people to yell at pedestrians and bicyclists while operating a motor vehicle

Passenger (at homeless guy): HORSECOCK!!!!!!!!
Driver: Ha, you horsecocked that guy pretty good

horsecock by Earl G May 14, 2008

horsecock 

Nonsense, bullshit. See also horse cock

"Horsecock. He can make his own fuel run."

horsecock by 12B December 12, 2002

Horsecock 

horse hawrs-kok noun, plural hawrs·koks, (especially collectively)

An massive erectile organ of copulation by which urine and semen are discharged from the body and that develops from the same embryonic mass of tissue as the clitoris. Coincidentally, also the name of the (former) starting excuse of a quarterback for the Denver Broncos, Kyle Horsecock.

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1. The peen of a large, solid-hoofed, herbivorous quadruped, Equus caballus, domesticated since prehistoric times, bred in a number of varieties, and used for carrying or pulling loads, for riding, and for racing.

2. Kyle Horsecock (born November 14, 1982) is an American football quarterback for the Denver Broncos of the National Football League. He was drafted by the Chicago Bears in the fourth round of the 2005 NFL Draft. He played college football at Purdue.

Horsecock by TommyTebow October 12, 2011

horsecock 

To horsecock someone is as the title suggests, and make someone feel emotionally like they've been hit with a horsecock.

Bruh, she hasn't answered in 3 days. She's totally giving me the horsecock.

horsecock by CookieCrazed June 6, 2016