127 definitions by westfalia

Used to describe a person with an extremely good ability to retain information.
Duder 1: "Dude don't you remember? You thought that girl was hot in 9th grade, but she had really hairy arms."

Duder 2: "What? Are you sure?"

Duder 1: "Yea dude, that's why you backed off."

Duder 2: "Shit you're right. Damn your elephant memory."
by westfalia December 21, 2009
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The term used for a man's nutsack that has one piercing on the right testicle.
Duder 1: "Dude I saw Jarmaal's package the other day in the locker room. He's totally got his right testicle pierced. It's so nasty."

Duder 2: "Say what? He's rockin' an Elton John sack?"

Duder 1: "Yeah! He thinks it makes his cock look bigger."
by westfalia December 21, 2009
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A person that imitates Emeril Lagasse while they are cooking. Examples include: throwing a kitchen towel over their shoulder and yelling "Bam!" every time they add spices and seasonings to things.
Duder 1: "Smells good dude. Why do you have that towel on your shoulder?"

Duder 2: "What am I supposed to do with it man? Hold on gotta add some oregano.....BAM!"

Duder 3: "You're pretty much an emeriltator dude."
by westfalia December 12, 2009
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A sexual encounter that is over the top and extremely memorable for any number of reasons.
Duder 1: "Yo dude did you see the girl I went home with last night?"

Duder 2: "Yeah boi! She was so hot."

Duder 1: "Well anyway, I get to her place and we start making out. Then, her roommate comes home, who is f*cking smoking hot by the way, and she joins in! I railed both those sweet asses for like 3 hours!"

Duder 2: "Holy shit! That's one epic fuck doggy! I bet that'll be #1 in your spank bank for a long time."
by westfalia October 6, 2010
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A drug slinger that is just starting out or temporarily selling some drugs for quick cash.
Duder 1: "So I went to the doctor because of the pain after my car accident and he gave me some vicodin. I'm going to sell them shits for like $50 a pill son! I need that money."

Duder 2: "Yeah dude, go for it. You'll be a broke ass amateur dealer but it's cool. Just make sure you don't get shot."

Duder 1: "Word doggy, word."
by westfalia January 14, 2010
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A popular way to say England so it flows better, especially in a rap.
Duder 1: "Here's the beat doggy, have fun."

Duder 2: "In Angland I met some bloak, muthafucka liked to sniff the coke."

Duder 1: "Nice one dude, that's the shit."
by westfalia January 29, 2010
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A guy who has two or more relationships that share the same anniversary day or date.
Duder 1: "Dude our anniversary is coming up next week. It's the 14th. What should I get her?"

Duder 2: "14th? You serious? That's the same anniversary as your last girlfriend. You're an anniversary offender doggy."

Duder 1: "Dude don't say anything to her! She would kill me. She hates my ex-girlfriend."
by westfalia December 18, 2009
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