127 definitions by westfalia

An alternate term for going down on a girl. Most commonly used when talking to others in a public place.
Duder 1: "I can't believe you took that fat girl home last night? Did you preheat the oven?"

Duder 2: "Oh you know it dude. It was sweet like honey."

Duder 1: "Wow man that's so dope."
by westfalia December 11, 2009
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Used to convey a feeling of disgust or sickness. It is most commonly used as a sound effect for someone throwing up. Variations include 'BUHgaggle' which adds a powerful emphasis to your disgust and 'blaggly' which describes something disgusting.
Dude 1: "Last night while I was fucking that girl from the club I couldn't see my dick because her stomach rolls were covering it."

Dude 2: "Oh my god! Blaggle!"

Dude 1: "Whatever man she's so hot."

Dude 2: "I've never seen anything more blaggly in my life dude, sorry."
by westfalia December 10, 2009
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A sexual encounter that is over the top and extremely memorable for any number of reasons.
Duder 1: "Yo dude did you see the girl I went home with last night?"

Duder 2: "Yeah boi! She was so hot."

Duder 1: "Well anyway, I get to her place and we start making out. Then, her roommate comes home, who is f*cking smoking hot by the way, and she joins in! I railed both those sweet asses for like 3 hours!"

Duder 2: "Holy shit! That's one epic fuck doggy! I bet that'll be #1 in your spank bank for a long time."
by westfalia October 6, 2010
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The last few get togethers before your buddy moves away.
Duder 1: "Sorry brosephs Chelsea got the job so we are moving in a couple of weeks son."

Duder 2: "DAMMNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!"

Duder 3: "Dudes we have to start our final kick-its this weekend. And your ass betta come visit like erryweekend, or at least once a month."

Duder 1: "Sorry guys, I feel so ashamed. I'm gonna miss you guys BIGTIME yo."
by westfalia March 10, 2010
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A condition where you frequently tap or step on your brakes when you don't need to. Most brake happy people are senior citizens or people that are terrified of or intrigued by everything on the road. Being stuck behind a brake happy person makes you seriously consider driving off of a cliff.
Duder 1: "What the fuck? Why is he braking? There is no one in front of him and this lane doesn't end for another mile."

Duder 2: "It's probably because there's an abandoned tire on the side of the road up there too. He's such a brake happy puss."

Duder 1: "Damn people like this should just ride the bus."
by westfalia January 15, 2010
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Duder 1: "Oh you're Italian for real? Damn dude it must be pretty big then."

Duder 2: "Oh you know it. It's like 9 inches doggy."

Duder 1: "Oh snap! You straight up horsecock johnson!"

Duder 2: "I love you Americans."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
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A drug slinger that is just starting out or temporarily selling some drugs for quick cash.
Duder 1: "So I went to the doctor because of the pain after my car accident and he gave me some vicodin. I'm going to sell them shits for like $50 a pill son! I need that money."

Duder 2: "Yeah dude, go for it. You'll be a broke ass amateur dealer but it's cool. Just make sure you don't get shot."

Duder 1: "Word doggy, word."
by westfalia January 14, 2010
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