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Hookerflage 

hook - er - flage (noun, adjective, verb, - flaged, flag – ing

noun:

1. the act, means, or result of obscuring things to deceive an client, as by painting or screening objects (such as breasts, ass, and vagina) so that they are lost to view in the background, or by making up objects that have from a distance the appearance of wholesomeness, innocence, or genuine interest in the male inquestion.
2. concealment by some means that alters or obscures the appearance: Normal or distinguished clothes hookerflages the illusive, LV, casino hooker.
3. a device or stratagem used for concealment: Her tight sweater and jeans hookerflages the fact that she will have sex for money.
4. clothing made of fabric with a normal design, usually in shades of blue and black, similar to that used by sluts is hookerflage.

adjective

5. (of fabric or clothing) clothing made of fabric with a normal design, usually in shades of blue and black, similar to that used by sluts is hookerflage.

verb (used with object)

6. to disguise, hide, or deceive by means of hookerflage: to hookerflage whores by covering then w/normal day-to-day clothing.

verb (used without object)

7. to use hookerflage.
The pretty girl at the bar is actually a prostitute, she must be wearing HOOKERFLAGE.
Hookerflage by Swatmedic04 March 27, 2009

hookergraph

When you get a prostitute's autograph
After I had sex at the brothel I bought a t shirt and asked for a hookergraph
hookergraph by D Flawless November 9, 2021

Hookerface 

Someone who is a total whore, someone who has a whorish demeanor, Someone who looks like a hooker, someone who has a tendency to screw you over in some way.
as in "Hey Hookerface ,hows it going?"

or "man, that bitch jessica was such a hookerface, she blew every guy she knew and kept track of it with a sequential list on her pda, I was number 4, Don and Charles were 5 and 6 respectively."
Hookerface by Cashbox! December 31, 2008

Scallywag hookerface

ska-li-wag h-kər fās n. -

1. A home-wrecking skip-skop skeezer interested in relentlessly pursuing relations with a brother who is already in a relationship.

- Jordan Jarnagin
Scallywag hookerface: "Cuz you're a scallywag, a hookerface. Stop stalking a brother. I'm about to catch a case."

- MC Prototype, "Can't Hide"

hookerface 

an unintelligent girl who hits on a guy who has a girlfriend.
Amy is a hookerface.
hookerface by Jenny March 1, 2004

Hookerface 

Someone with the face of a hooker. You see their face and immediately want to pay them for sex.
I was walking down the hall and saw Destiny's hookerface, which made me want to pay her for sex.
Hookerface by Mer.Mil March 1, 2012
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