hoofle 

A portmanteau of 'hoof' and 'muffle', whereby one hoofs drugs in a bathroom using the flush to muffle the sound.

"Pass me the gear Pablo. I'm off to the toilets for a sneaky hoofle."

hoofle by BaronVonChickenPants July 11, 2018

Hoodlenese 

AAVE, Ebonics, the lanuage of urban America.

Dat bird speaks fluent Hoodlenese.

Hoodlenese by DeZuyderZee February 3, 2019

homoflexible 

Describes someone attracted primarily to members of the same sex (homosexual), but occasionally attracted to members of the opposite sex AND/OR able to derive pleasure from romantic encounters with members of the opposite sex.

Homoflexibility is related to, but different from bisexuality in that homoflexible persons most often identify as gay or lesbian, despite occasional relations with members of the opposite sex. The term may sometimes be appropriate as a synonym for bi-curious, where the individual in question is primarily homosexual.

The term "heteroflexible" was first developed to describe primarily heterosexual persons who occasionally enjoyed hooking up with members of the same sex. "Homoflexible" later began to be used as a parallel term as defined above.

Gay Boy: "I hooked up with Tina on the bus the other day. It was great!"

Straight Boy: "Wait a minute, aren't you gay."

Gay Boy: "I'm homoflexible, dude. Making out with girls is fun! Just don't tell my boyfriend..."

homoflexible by mgeyer2006 July 25, 2008

Cheese Hoodle 

When the uncut cock is all smegging out the dick cheese all around the hood.

He pulled out his cheese hoodle and wanted me to suck it.

I will never forget the taste of uncle Frank’s cheese hoodle.

Cheese Hoodle by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

Hoople

A useless or self-serving organization. A wasteful business run by incompetents. A public sector organization with no useful purpose other than to generate paperwork, internal reports and provide incomes for its executives. A quango.

This quango is a real Hoople

Hoople by Lehooop November 11, 2011

hooplehead 

a member of the ignorant masses; an uneducated commoner; an idiot. word popularized by HBO's Deadwood

Try not to use big words-- it confuses the hoopleheads.

hooplehead by liberalicious September 9, 2005

hoofenhafen 

A term used to confuse those around you and can mean whatever you want it to be.

Girl1: HoofenHafen?
Girl2: Hoovenhaveeeeennnnnnnn! 🤫
Boy1: What does that mean.
Girl1: whatever you want it to mean.

hoofenhafen by RubberDuckBwoy February 21, 2019