Deadwood

Inability to get or maintain an erection.

I got her alone in my apartment, but because of all of the booze, I had deadwood and now she won't return my calls.

by ucaneatadick October 16, 2008

Deadwood

deadwood is someone who unemployment and very lazy to work

introduced by Majelis Lucu Indonesia

A : Is he already get a job?
b: no man, he is deadwood

by Scaramouzhe May 17, 2019

Deadwood

1. A dramatic Western on HBO.
2. To kill, end, or get rid of.

1. Dude, last night's Deadwood was amazing.
2. The bee was driving me nuts, so I Deadwooded it's ass.

by AlCap May 1, 2005

deadwood

One of the best TV series ever.

Last Sunday's episode of Deadwood was great

by Keith March 15, 2005

deadwood

Doo-doo that takes several flushes to get down the toilet.

Guy: "My stomach is killing me. I gotta take a shit."
Roommate: "Hurry up! And make sure you flush a couple times 'cuz I don't wanna see your deadwood floating around when I go take a shit next."

by Langster Wang January 5, 2011

deadwood

Extremely boring tv show that for some reason costs twice as much to purchse on DVD than any other tv series in creation. Yes, let's all spend $200 for the first season of a patheticaly bland, badly acted, gay show with the dumbest premise ever concieved.

Why do I even have to have an example? Deadwood SUCKS.

by Lament For The Last Days September 28, 2006

deadwood

The inability to get an erection as a result of heavy intoxication.

Dude, she was all up on my nutz, but I couldn't fuck her because I had some wicked bad deadwood.

by Beefbrook July 30, 2006