hooflepoof 

A nickname for hufflepuff or a slythrin its annoying use on people who get annoyed easy

They will cry

Me:I'm a slythrin

Adam:nah ur a little hooflepoof

Me:crys

hooflepoof by LittleHOOFLEPOOF November 12, 2019

Horfleporfer 

One who attempts to contain semen explosion during intercourse, ultimately fails, and then attempts to cover up the fact that they ejeculated at all.

Bill: Last night, I as soon as I rammed my rod, my load blew! I tried to cover it up but my sweet and sour sauce was everywhere!

Rodney: What the fuck Bill, you're such a horfleporfer!

Horfleporfer by Squadallah November 9, 2007