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I'm not happy with any of the other definitions. A quango is a fucking waste of tax-payer's money where civil-servants are paid 60 grand to push bits of paper around a desk for eight hours a day.
The Strategic Rail Authority (SRA) is a perfect quango. Answerable to no-one, and sucks up government money faster than one of John Prescott's cabinet aides.
quango by Spudgun August 29, 2006
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1) QUasi Autonomous Non Governmental Organization.
2) An exotic fruit that looks like a blue mango.
3) A creature that eats babies. To only be used in the phrase below.
"The Quangos ate my baby!"
quango by jerkoff April 18, 2005
A dodgy and unwanted sauce on food.
Plain please, no quango
Quango by Sophusface August 21, 2011
more minging than minging
wycliff show muma some love woman
quango by fee innit January 13, 2004
Someone who doesn’t play Star Citizen
Look over at that guy… I think his name is Marc he spends all his time watching extreme political content but zero time playing Star Citizen what a Quango
Quango by Autismo The Wise August 10, 2026

Johnny quango 

Another word for “wank”
I walked in on Charlie Having a Johnny quango
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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