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I'm not happy with any of the other definitions. A quango is a fucking waste of tax-payer's money where civil-servants are paid 60 grand to push bits of paper around a desk for eight hours a day.
The Strategic Rail Authority (SRA) is a perfect quango. Answerable to no-one, and sucks up government money faster than one of John Prescott's cabinet aides.
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Quango by Sophusface August 21, 2011
Andy Quango
A person who was the receiver, they contracted LIGMA from falling into a TV with Dino-cookies. This was the first ever recorded case of LIGMA (a variant of BOFA which appeared in the 42nd century through to the 69th century). This was the first instance of the terror disease LIGMA. Within 48 hours his symptoms worsened until he decided to go to the hospital. At the hospital the doctors realised how severe his case was, They found out he had a previously unknown disease which they named LIGMA standing for Lick Idiots Gay Mum Arse. The hospital was shut down, the military came and boarded up the hospital, they then burned it. Though, they had just eliminated the new disease over there. In China a nerd called Roberto contracted LIGMA. This time Roberto went into a catatonic state vomiting a blue-green liquid every hour.
Andy Quango by Iamarealscientist August 24, 2022