Hoople

A useless or self-serving organization. A wasteful business run by incompetents. A public sector organization with no useful purpose other than to generate paperwork, internal reports and provide incomes for its executives. A quango.

This quango is a real Hoople

by Lehooop November 11, 2011

Hoople

(n) An unbridled fuckwit; moron; momo; one for whom PHONICS cannot work; a product of sibling mating.
(v) to hoople, or ‘hoople it up;’ to fuck some shit up in such a retard manner as to make it unclaimable by the intelligent

You fuckin hoople. That’s it. There is no conceivable other fucking way to describe you right now. You’re what the monkeys who fuck footballs look at for news. Your parents were imbeciles to begin with and you are the outcome. Thanks...dick for brains.

by TRNickAdams May 29, 2018

Hoople

1. A noun; A derogatory term describing or referring to an unsophisticated person from a rural background or community. Sometimes disparaging : A white member of the Southern rural laboring class. A person who is an irresponsible or unscrupulous operator in business and pleasure.

That Hoople with the straw hat is missing a few teeth here and there.

by Bobby Boulders September 11, 2010

hoople

comes from the book, "Mott The Hoople" in which the character is a lazy, preferring to work as little as possible, earning money on the side by running every scam going. He's also a gambler and not a very good one at that.

That guys a real Hoople

by someguy87 May 6, 2006

hoople

A person who frequently drinks alcohol to excess; to the point where it becomes his or her defining characteristic.

That guy is a real hoople.

by Edge March 8, 2005

hoople

n. a variant of wigger, the difference being the person in question doesn't "intend" to act and dress the Hip Hop Culture, but poverty, and social status wield how he/she presents himself/herself.

Jerry was raised in the South Bronx to a white crack addict prostitute. He can be a such a hoople sometimes, he just doesn't know any better.

by breetai3 April 10, 2008

hoople

a bird that cannot fly straight. Someone not responsible with money.

by Brian Walker October 1, 2003