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noun. rhymes with "poodle." the sweatshirt your clueless grandma bought you off your amazon wish list. she thinks the "i" in "hoodie" is an "l".
Grandma: Be sure to take your hoodle on your ski trip, i'm sure it will be cold!

You: My hah?
hoodle by Gift Horse October 9, 2008
1. To take in by deceptive means; deceive.
2. To grift something.
to be grifted or tricked
Hold on, this child is a midget! I have been hoodled!
hoodle by Pat Onions January 31, 2014
I just got a new hoodle shaped like a penis.
hoodle by Dementia April 28, 2003
Hoo hoo hooyoodle hooyooboodle oooohooo yooboodlehoo hoodle hoodle hoo. Also refers to someone from the Maldives. Also used to describe the sensation experienced when fucking Hillary Clinton.
Hoodle hoo yoodle hoo.
hoodle by Hoodle Hoooooooooooo January 2, 2011
noun: 1. A minor act of mischief or rule infraction bordering on criminal behavior, usually viewed by the authorities hardly worth the paperwork to act upon or amusing enough to rate a break.
2. What low level hoodlums do.

verb: To commit a hoodle, either alone or in concert with other hoodlers.
The old lady set off the yuppy's airbag by whacking the bumper sensor with her hand bag. Man, what a sweet hoodle!

We hoodled the preacher by sending a gay porn mag subscription to the church in his name.