honkaholic

One who has the uncontrolable need to train-horn innocent by standers (including but not limited to) bicyclists, pedestrians, tweakers, children, and the elderly.

I am a honkaholic because I use my train horn to blast the folowing (including but not limited to) bicyclists, pedestrians, tweakers, children, and the elderly.

by Transfer Matt November 11, 2006

hookaholic

Like being an alcoholic, but with hookah instead. What most Dominican women are.

Maria: "I gotta have my hookah at least once a day and post stories of myself smoking it on instagram!"
Normal person: "You must be a hookaholic."

by neineinein329 June 8, 2019

hookaholic

A person who has become addicted to hookah. Usually someone who owns their own hookah and does it very frequently. A hookaholic is someone who keeps bringing the idea up to have a hookah session.

Dang that guy has done hookah 6 days out of 7 this week he has become a total hookaholic!

by B33RPONG July 11, 2009

hoopaholic

an individual who continually and uncontrollably puts off other priorities in order to play, watch, or think about the game of basketball.

Daniel dropped out of a college because he was a hoopaholic and couldn't focus on his grades.

by Allen Ray #33 November 13, 2011

chonkaholic

A person who is chubby in size and eats an excessive amount of food. Derived from the words chonk and alcoholic.

See that lady on the buffet line shes such a chonkaholic.

by STEWARTnd JERRET November 20, 2006

Hawkaholic

noun. One who is addicted to or compulsively in need of the University of Kansas (Jayhawks).

Since marrying a KU alum, I have become a Hawkaholic! Rock Chalk Jayhawk!

by Stepmom43 March 16, 2009

hoeaholic

Someone who has way too many hoes to even be considered a pimp

Ex: “Yo, he’s a hoeaholic, this man gotta get his love life together.”

Ex: “This man is a hoeaholic” -Tyler Burns

by 00_RaNdOm_00 November 21, 2018